28/02/2009

28/02/09

Firstly I got bored of the old template so there is a new one.

Today is dedicated to Hegars who is going to show me some clothes tomorrow. Not any skinny jeans mind. I am never buying skinny jeans. It is also dedicated to Adam who also help save me on Thursday by buying me a Raseberry J2O and I love him.

Saturday morning is hell. Chores, chores and more chores I hate Saturday mornings. I was mean't get to Cobham for 1.00 so I had a few hours to kill. These were filled with aguements over chores as they always are. Eventually I made my way down to Cobham and was 10minutes late. The usual happened when I got there: Ken gives me a slap; I smile and look silly and get a mars bar although today I didn't.

The reserves were playing Chessington and we only had 12 players after being ravaged by injury. The ground was an absolute shit hole. Even by my standads it was a hole. Leechy got injured in the warm up which meant Ruggles at centre back and me in goal. After Thursdays shocker I was a bit nervous so I said to myself we are 10-0 up and I have already made worldy saves. Amazingly it worked and I played quite well. We were backs to the wall most of the game and some of the players are going to have sore arses in the morning after some of those blocks. We made it to half time 0-0 and I was feeling confident. Second half and we were under more pressure as we had the slight slope against us this time and again we were under pressure but everyone worked so hard. Ruggles was a wall. Then they scored. I thought thats that and then with 10 to go we scored the most jammy goal ever. Bobby shot a free kick which hit Indy on the mohawk and looped in. With our first proper shot. Then they came and score two in the last 5 mins and won 3-1 but overall I was pleased with myself. I ate sandwiches and then went home feeling very contented

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27/02/09

Today is dedicated to George. Although it pains me to say it he was very very good on Thursday and dominated in Midfield. To be fair he did run and run all game and ran the show. My dad also loves him.

Friday is the best day of the week. Yesterday school went quite quickly and I had a good day. English with Clarky wasn't so bad. P.E was ok but it was theory so that's ok. Then leadership. Currently my favorite lesson. We did half the lesson a match and the other half shooting drills in which I was superb. School came and went and then it was football training for school. Although I hate it on a Friday I like it. It sets you up for the weekend and gets you in that football mood. Cheesey did a drill and then we had a game. The cougars defenders are better then what they were and Monty scored. O dear I was embarresed. Then we walked to Langys for our usual Friday pizza and the snooker table was open to use. I showed them with my amazing skills put a touch a side here and planting the ball there. I lost but I dominated. It was one of them smash and grab defeats.

This week has been quite good other than Thursday were I was shit.

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27/02/2009

26/02/09

Today is to My favorite teacher in the world Mr Davis. My second favorite centre back but he was my favorite when I first joined Tom and to Kelly again for saving me from suicide.

Well I was at a new low yesterday thats why its been late at being updated. School was acctully ok and the day went through resonably well. ICT being the highlight and went quickly with usual fun. Then the girls football team blew away the opposition to get through. It was quite a good match acctully.

Now for Cobham. Well in the warm up I was really cooking on Calor Gas. I was flying like a bird. Then in the match I was cooking with British Gas. My kicking went to shit after 5 mins and in the end we lost after pounding Merstrham for most of the game. Pete shocked us before the game saying hes was quiting. I couldn't believe it. I was so pissed off with myself that my pissyness turned to anger and depressedness. If it wasn't for the J2O and Kelly I would have gone mad.

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25/02/2009

2009 and that day the 8th May

Tonight this post is dedicated the most wonderful person. One of the nicest people in the whole world. The wonderful Kelly.

I am going to write this bit about things I have done so far this year. I have acctully achieved a lot. The first seconds of the new year was good and it has set the tone. I have played for the reserves for 20mins which I was delighted about. I have met lots of knew people and got on well with people who I used to dislike very much. I learnt how to use my ps3 properly. I have started to think before I speak onnce in a while. I went to the vyne. I am going to go to town and buy clothes that arn't from debenhams. But most importantly I made DanWhitby's blog :D

On 8th May 2009 the Great Behemoth of all matches is taking place. Greater than the AC VS. Inter rivalary; More intense than the Manchester Derby and more pride at stake than all the london derbys put together. At the unsuspecting Goldsworth Recreation ground. All hell will break lose. GPR will fight against the Might of Cougars. Whitby fears the wrath of Bradley.

Now just for Chris I will do my views on cheating in football. First of all it is led by someone born in the same hospital as my mother. Second of all it fucks me off. Third of all its also led by a morbidlly obese twat called Steve Evans. His blonde highlights make him look like he has spilt curry in his hair.

That is pretty much it.

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25/02/09

Today is dedicated to somebody graceful. Grace :)

Starting the day with German isn't the best however double P.E. is the bee knees. Two practicals in a row. Not having to get changed after P.E while everyone else is getting changed is a wonderful feeling that's hard to explain.

We had dance in p.e. It was the best P.E lesson in years. We did the hand jive. guns. guns...LASSO, LASSO, LASSO. Ears - Chin - Ears - Chin. Wow it was amazing fun. Then we had one of them face offs with other half of the p.e group.

Then next was volleyball in P.E. Pretty uneventful this week but reasonable fun. Then the last two lessons were in the LRC. I bloody hate that place.

Then the highlight of my week. The lesson with Clarky moved forward a day. He went through my story telling me how shit it was. Then I showed him some videos on youtube about football and he was distinctly unamused. He even made me a lovely cup of tea.

24/02/09

Today is dedicated to my favorite centre back and PSR Coach. The one and only. Often an Enigma always a rock. Dan Rousell. Makes me look sensible.

Today was the worst day of the week. English, Maths, Science, German and Geography. It started off bad after Clarky was in one of his moods. Maths was anoying. We got new seats again for the 10th time this year and when I turn to talk to the people who I was next to I get shouted at. So why the hell move me? Then science with Mr Gay. I love these New Zeland words that he says like my watch is ruining my jersy. Well your not playing football so your not wearing a jersy. Also heaps and heaps. That another one of my favorite things he says. Well science was the usual mix of strong debate about things and no science work. I had my usual bun with cheese, ham and lettuce for lunch. German and geography in the afternoon. No more needs to be said.

Then later I went down to Cobham to watch the first team play. I got down there and went to the little side pitch were little Luke and Kelly smashing balls at my hands. I went in to the clubhouse and 3 mars bars later the players came out. The usual shocking luck cost Cobham again and they lost 2-0 but did ok in the second half.

Got home and went to bed

23/02/2009

23/02/09

Today the blog is dedicated to the special one. Scotty.

Well what an action packed day today. Got up bright and early to get to school and sit through assembly which was as always full of drama and inspiring (!) DiDA first is always good as its relatively hastle free although I forgot misses mars bar so I will have to go and buy one tomorrow morning. Then we met our new science teacher Mr Gay (That IS his name). He seemed very fun (!) Then English with Clarky, always a pleasure and relatively fun however today was an exception. We went through sheets we've already been through and time sort of stopped. I had my usual bread roll filled with ham, cheese and lettuce for lunch and was as lovely as it always is. I do love my bun. Then the highlight of the day. Science with Mr Anslow. It is such fun and despite Mr Anslow's obvious dislike for me I actually find him quite funny and science always goes quickly. Then the day ended with Geography with Mr Davis. I actually wasn't ripped today so it was ok.

After school I borrowed some cones and went to the field with Max, Hegars and Louis to give Max a lesson. It went reasonably well and max improved in all areas. I worked my way through my little plan composed early in the snoreathon that was first science and he improved.

Then my second highlight of the day. Hegars showed me how to use my ps3 properly and wow. I can go on the internet on the T.V. and watch videos and other things. I even downloaded a game.

All in all it was a very good day and I throughly enjoyed myself.

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22/02/2009

100 truths on facebook

I dont know how to make a facebook one and if someone tells me I will put it on but for now here are The 100 of mine.

1. last beverage= Milk

2. last phone call= my mother

3. last text message= Heggars

4. last song you listened to= X-factor song - hero

5. last time you cried= Funeral

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. dated someone twice= yes in year 2, Nichol Diamond and India

7. been cheated on= don't think so, no

8. kissed someone & regretted it= no

9. lost someone special= Unfortunately yes, we all have

10. been depressed= occasionally. Normally when woking lose or I fuck up in goal. The latter very occasionally ;)

11. been drunk and threw up= no

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

12. Red

13. white

14. Orange

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2009)

15. Made new friends= yes I have, and I used to dislike these people too.

16. Fallen out of love= i don't understand that but i will put no

17. Laughed until you cried= yes in science

18. Met someone who changed you= yes and it has changed me very much

19. Found out who your true friends were= Sort of

20. Found out someone was talking about you= nope but I am sure people do

21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list= I am not sure

22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life= all of them

23. How many kids do you want to have= 2

24. Do you have any pets= allergic to fur and I was scared by the death of my fish. :'(

25. Do you want to change your name= No but if I had to I would change it to Raphael

26. What did you do for your last birthday= Had a BBQ

27. What time did you wake up today = 8:30

28. What were you doing at midnight last night = sleeping

29. Name something you CAN NOT wait for= The prom, my birthday, GPR Vs. Cougars and Cobham games.

30. Last time you saw your Mother= putting socks in my room

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life?= I wish I could fly OR be less loud and irritable

32. What are you listening to right now = The song with low low low looooow in it.

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom= yes

34. What's getting on your nerves right now= quite a lot of things

35. Most visited webpage= Cardsboard

36. Whats your real name = Daniel Menezes Whitby

37. Nicknames= Whitby, Dan, little prick

38. Relationship Status = by my self

39. Zodiac sign = cancer

40. Male or female or transgendered= Male

41. Elementary? = Goldsworth School

42. Middle School = Goldsworth School

43. High school/College = The Winston Churchill School

44. Hair colour = Brown

45. Long or short = Short

46. Height = 5ft 9

47. Do you have a crush on someone? Yes

48: What do you like about yourself? Most things

49. Piercings= None and never. Why the hell do I want to have I thing in my ear or anywhere actually. Just make me look even stupider and like a pikey

50. Tattoos = None

51. Righty or lefty= Lefty

FIRSTS :

52. First surgery = ...

53. First piercing= NONE (SEE 49)

54. First best friend= Jack or Usman

55. First sport you joined = Football

56. First holiday= Maderia

58. First crush= India

RIGHT NOW

59. Eating = bowl of oats and more

60. Drinking = Milk

61. I'm about to = go to get some more oats and more

62. Listening to = The low, low, low, looooooooooow song

63. Waiting on = Something to happen

YOUR FUTURE :

64. Want kids? yes

65. Get married? yes

66. Careers in mind? Journalist or critic or footballer

WHICH IS BETTER :

67. Lips or eyes = eyes

68. Hugs or kisses = Both

69. Shorter or taller= shorter

70. Older or Younger = The same

71. Romantic or spontaneous = spontaneous

72. Nice stomach or nice arms = ???

73. Sensitive or loud = LOUD

74. Hook-up or relationship = Relationship

75. Trouble maker or hesitant= BOTH

HAVE YOU EVER :

76. Kissed a stranger = dunno

77. Drank hard liquor= No

78. Lost glasses/contacts = yes and then I bought some more and as was inevitable I found my old glasses under my bed

79. Sex on first date= No.

80. Broken someone's heart = Probably not

81. Had your own heart broken = No

82. Been arrested = No

83. Turned someone down = Yes

84. Cried when someone died = Yes

85. Liked a friend that is a girl? = Yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself = Always and forever

87. Miracles= Yes, Miracles happen just not everyday.

88. Love at first sight = Yes

89. Heaven= Sort of

90. Santa Clause= no

91. Kiss on the first date= Yes

92. Angels= yes

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

93. Is there one person you want to be with right now?= Yes

94. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? = Yes

95. Did you sing today? = LOW LOW LOW LOW LOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!

96. Any regrets?= yes

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?= I would go to Woking vs. West Brom 1991 and witness the joy of that day.

98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it,what would it be?= District cup final. I had a ball

99. Are you afraid of falling in love?= yes.

100. Posting this as 100 truths? YES

21/02/09

Today is dedicated to the master himself. He cooks with calor gas and is qualiTy with a capital T. Chris.

Well its Sunday morning and I am bored as I'm sure are a lot of people. Yesterday I got my Internet back and I was pleased. Well something really annoyed me yesterday and it was total wipeout!. That show could be so good if they didn't drag it out for an hour and do all the crappy montages. The only thing that makes it interesting are the fat people who look like beached whales getting stuck on the first obstacle and Richard Hammonds smart remarks. Another thing is Woking losing again but it doesn't bother me to much anymore. I am resigned to conferance south now.

My target for this week is not to offend sjb school again when we play them on thursday and to get through the week without embarrassment. Also I will try and finish my mountonous piles of coursework.

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21/02/2009

Internet is baaaaaaaaaaaacccccccckkkkkkk!

There are two weeks to catch up on. I got 18 out of 25 in my German test. :). I played for the reserves :D:D:D:D. And I went to the vyne.

Todays post is dedicated to god - Shane.

The last day of term always seems to go quicker than any other day. Even though I have nothing to be excited about for half term its always a good day. Another week and another few loses for Woking. More gutless displays of rubbish. On Monday I was acctully very busy. I met a few arseholes and Went to town. It was quite fun acctully and them flavorshakes are quite nice. I think i will go there again. Then kept a cleansheet for the youth team :P in a 2-1 victory. Shane scored in added on time.

Then on Tuesday I went to the vyne for the first time. A parked my bike at Ramones house and then they said we arn't going to the vyne. Well I wasn't very happy about that but we went to some pitches near the vyne. I had a ball. We then went to the vyne itself.

I went to work on Wednesday and Friday and earnt a bit of money.

Now the thing that pleased me the most this week was playing for reserves. The thing that anoyed me the most was some arseholes. And pound a bunch. What a cock.

19/02/2009

Quick update from the libary

I am at the libary just finished homework and only have 3mins to go. Briefly this week and last week have been quite intresting. I played for Cobham reserves and was so pleased. Youth team won. I went to the vyne. I also found out that everyone in the staffroom has read the blog. Todays update is dedicated to the staffroom.

Internet will be fixed tommorow

09/02/2009

09/02/09

Thinking about it school really isn't as bad as people make out. Some days it can be bad but mostly its OK. The morning filled with moaning and bitching about everyone and then a nice relaxing afternoon. Today however was one of those unbearable days which go on forever. I achieved my daily target of getting through the day without embarrassment and had my Farnbourgh interview with someone called Paul. I got in on condition that I go to a open evening in April to decide my courses.

Now there are always people who people don't like. I don't like a lot of people who probably don't like me back. Hate is a strong word and I don't hate anyone. I was thinking about why I don't like these people and I found that I only don't like them because I have done something bad for example piss of most people from SJB or shout.

Now there are always people who you like. Those people generally piss you off more than the people who you don't like. People you like cause you more hastle then the people you don't. Most of the time

08/02/2009

08/02/09 WOW! global warming.

What happened in the world of Whitby today I here you shout? Well to be honest very little but to my amazement my facebook group has over 50members after just one day. I would have been happy with just 5.



I have decided each week I will do my views of something, for example my veiws on ... (I will take suggestions) and this week I will do what I think of global warming. Firstly I don't understand the fuss. I and more than happy to sacrifice the ice caps in favour of warmer weather and am I the only one who doesn't care about my grandchildren's grandchildren. Then in geography having to write essays about why it is bad really anoys me. Things like deforestation are causing it. Well its like saying walking to the shops and buying a chocolate bar causes global warming as its about as direct. You see you give the money to shop who pay there staff and the staff spend there money on electrical aplliances which cause global warming. This is in no way a rant just a considered opinion.

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Facebook group

Well I acctully have some members which is a shock in itself but not just one. As I am writing I have 9 members! Those wonderful, wonderful people are: David Holmes, Kelly, Sarah A, Wellman, Justine Wilmott, Allana, Sarah D, Scott and me. Each and everyone of them heros.

My target for this week is to buy the Woking program which I am acctully in and get through the week without any major embarassment.

07/02/2009

07/02/09 the O2 arena

After constant begging and pleading not to go I still went. My mum got 3 tickets to Stricly come dancing live tour. In my life I have never seen something so disorganised. As the O2 is on some little island next to the David Beckham soccer academy we had to take the boat. The queue to get to the boat wasn't that long to be fair but the wait was hell. Standing on a wobbly jetty in the freezing cold under the london eye wasn't great but worse was to come. After a 40min boat journey which could have been 10 if the boat hadnt stopped at every stop and went around in circles. Arriving at the O2 you hit by the fact its freezing. The roof is literally a bedsheet thrown over a metal skeleton. Not only that it was packed. All 10 resturants were queueing out the door and even at the front of the queue you had to wait 30 more mins. I have never seen such little supply for demand. Also the program was 10pounds. 10 F***ING POUNDS!!! WHAT A LOAD OF S**T!!! Even by London standads thats bad.

The arena itself is a different story. two tiers and is might impressive. The seats were nice and confortable and we had a good view. My expectations were for it to be shit. No John Seargent and nobody who I liked. Amazingly it wasn't actully that bad and Julian Clary kept me entertained. In the end Rachel Stevens and Vincent won and I began the journey home were we stopped off at L'Roma in Woking.

Well it deserves its own paragraph. It was so bad I would rather eat my own pubes. I only had one course of risoto which isn't to hard to make but i had risoto rice to hard it could have given my tongue splinters and peperoni so tasteless even herbies pizza wouldnt sell it.

There you go thats my day. I have decided everyweek to write the thing that anoyed me the most and the thing that pleased me the most.

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06/02/2009

Bit and bobs

First things first I formally declare my love for Emily. Secondally I have changed the template for the blog and it looks a little better. Thirdly after months of trying I have finally done the rank B Honda Integra Gran Tourismo 5 event. I was delighted. Also on the subject of games on Fifa 09 I am cooking on Calor Gas

Finally when I was on the Woking forum I found this quiz. If anyone can get more then 7 right they can have a mars bar:
1. Which unfortunate event caused the abandonment twenty-three minutes into the Cards' FA Cup 2nd qualifying round match against Summerstown at Kingfield on 18 October 1924?

2. Who was Woking's top goal scorer in the 1999/2000 season and what nation did he represent in the 2004 African Nations Cup?

3. Which of the three following clubs, Arsenal, Ajax or Anderlecht, did NOT play Woking in a friendly fixture in the late 1920s and early 1930s?

4. Which Guildford-born former Card went on to score a (then) season's record thirty-three goals for Arsenal in their 1947/48 Championship-winning season? And which Arsenal player eventually beat his record?

5. When did Woking Football Club play its first league match at Kingfield Sports Stadium?

6. Kingfield's record Conference crowd was against which club?

7. Which team is responsible for inflicting the Cards' record defeat?

8. Of the other twenty-one clubs that were in the Conference when Woking FC were promoted in 1992, which four clubs are still present in the 2008/09 season?

9. Who scored four goals on his first team debut away at Morecambe in 1995?

10. Which former Chelsea and England goalkeeper made two appearances for Woking in the 1986/87 season?

11. What was the nickname of "Bonking" Bradley Pratt's page 3 stunner girlfriend?

12. Which First Division club came down to Kingfield in November 1964 to celebrate "the switch-on" of the new floodlights? And which two future Premiership managers made an appearance for them that night?

13. Which club did Charlie and his brother John Mortimore sign from in 1953?

14. Which club did Geoff Chapple leave Woking to manage in 1997?

15. Which club did Woking replace in the GM Vauxhall Conference in 1992?

16. What is Geoff Chapple's middle name?

17. Which current Championship manager made his last-ever senior match appearance at Kingfield?

18. What was Woking's record Conference win?

19. What is the name of the only Woking player to become a full England international?

20. Who presented Woking captain Kevan Brown with the FA Trophy in 1997?

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MY FIRST POST (06/02/09)

Well. After being inspired by Wellman here is my blog. Now I am not sure were to start so I will start with football. Its Cobham and Woking for me. Nobody else. No premier league team. I play for Cobham U18s and the mighty cougars! Being a keeper isn't really the greatest position in the world but I suppose as I crap everywhere else keeper will do me just fine.

Call me a grumpy person but am I the only person who isn't excited by snow. Yes its great the for the first day and you miss a bit of school but its cold, slippy and there is no football. Then you get people who chuck snowball the whole time and as a certain someone does (not naming names) but when somebody hit him it was the end of the world. The fuss he made. It just made me laugh really.

I am generally a very grumpy person with patches of happiness and over the topness. I never think before I speak and it has got me in hot water more than once.

On reflection the week has been quite shit. Monday morning woke with initial delight to see snow. Then walked to Langy's in hook heath in knee deep snow the whole way and my fingers and toes freezing. I then proceeded to waste 3 hours of the first snow day doing little however I wasn't bored which I was grateful for. We went to hook heath golf course eventually and got lost in knee deep snow which is tiring after a while and we found Matt and co sledging. Langy made his excuses and left swiftly followed by me. So then we were stuck again. The rest of the snow days followed the same pattern of optimisn followed by wetness and coldness. Thursday was the return of school and nothing had changed other than Miss Rapley returned after 3 weeks! no more past papers.

This week I also found many new songs thanks to asking around. I now have a new favorite song: Jason Mraz - Im Yours. Thanks Emily ;)


Now today. Well another day passed without event except the fact that JFO was quite good. Other than some questions that got on my nerves it was resonable fun.

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