Today is dedicated to Hicksy for the song, Helen who will see the edge is well and truely back and Max. YES YOU TOOK YOUR GOAL KICKS.
Well Saturday mornings started like most. Waking up and then I can't get out of bed. Then you are agonising weather to stay comfortable or make a break for it and get up. Eventually I made a break for it and set about making some toast. Marmite and Jam. (Not on the same slice mind) Nothing burned or broke so it was a successful toast making session. I arranged to get picked up by THE Rousell to watch the first team and he came and took me in the purple turtle.
We discussed the more annoying things in life such as when you eat a pizza a strip of cheese flops on to your chin and burns it. That hurts. I was also pissed off to see a horse in the road. Why can't they get there walk in a field instead of roads. It's not that I am allergic to them and generally don't like animals. They hold everything up. You have to be quiet. AND worst of all leave mountainous shit all over the road. Cars can't drive round a horses field so why are horses allowed on roads. Also these horse people travel in groups so you get grouped mountainous poo and extra blocking like sever cholesterol. Well we got to the game and we were greeted by a delightfully horrible woman on the gate barking at me and everyone else.
The game itself was lost 4-1 but they played ok. The day was brightened up by Chelsea and Man U losing. Also looking at Kelly's action shots and Jurgen making lots of good saves. Always good to see. On a darker note I was quite cold cause my thin jumper wasn't doing a particularly good job and Kelly had my coat. I went back home in the purple Turtle and I was expecting a quiet evening and night. No. I went out and it was quite funny. Actually very funny other than tree roots and other stuff.
Sunday and mothers day. One of my least favorite days of the year. Anyway I gave mum a card and presents and went of for some keeper training cause I am determined never to play shit again. Anyway it was great and I was cooking on Calor Gas. CALOR GAS. Got home shattered, Thirsty and having to make a cheesecake for mum. My cheesecakes are legendary and that's no exaggeration. I did it all on my own so obviously there were one or two hick ups such as making the base wrong and getting my quantities a bit wrong so unfortunately I have a weeks worth of lemon with a hint of orange cheesecake in my fridge so if anyone wants some you can have some. Then I set about cooking dinner. No drama and that was that.
JD
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