Catchup

Firstly the results of the poll. Will Scott Crowley be fit for the cup final? YES 35%. NO 28%. Doesn't matter we don't need him 35%. The new poll is going to be up tommorow when I think of something.

Today is dedicated to THE WOKING TEAM AND GRAHAM BAKER!!! and anyone else who reads the blog today.

As I have forgot to update for a while I will start with Friday. I started in my usual manner however as it was good Friday I ate an Easter chocolate to go with my oats and more raisin and sainsbury's own orange juice. Also today I was modelling with a few other people at Cobham. I always knew I would make it as a model. It was pissing down so we couldn't do anything apart from eat mini Cheddars. Them BBQ ones were nice. I soon perked up when I found out it was for £30 though. We started of doing all these shots in the Diamond stuff and it all was going well till the second to last thing. I got my keeper stuff on and went in goal as they started doing free kicks around the manikins. I saved the ball and landed really awkwardly. My left hand side felt sore but I got up and just limped around. I normally hurt my side but this time hurt more than normal. Then I got in the clubhouse and it just got worse and worse. It got really stiff and I was hobbling badly. Also there is new seats and stuff in the clubhouse and a second hand dart board! Which I helped put up. I went home with Brooky and my leg was really starting to hurt now. I spent the evening hobbling around and revising. Also finally got my PS3 controller back again so I had a quick go on fifa before bed.

Saturday morning started without my usual oats and more with OJ! I had toast. There was also a reserve game in the afternoon which I was determined to be fit for espicially after Wednesday. Basically I didn't cover myself glory and Dan Whitby AKA Paul Robinson might have done a bad thing. Anyway I needed to get straight back in a flush away the memory of Wednesday but it wasn't to be. I went to warm up but I was still limping and it was really sore on the touch. So put on about 3 pairs of padded shorts and padded sells trousers. I then warmed up slowley and carefully to try and losen up and I was cooking. Until I dived. It was quite painful. In the end I said I could stand in the goal cause Chris was so tired from Kenya but I suppose it was impracticle. As I sat in the dressing room it started to hurt more and more and more. When everyone went I sat about getting changed and I couldn't. I had to get Jake to help me take my socks off and when he went I spent five minutes fumbling with my trousers and I couldn't get one leg off. So I walked out with one leg in a trouser and asked my dad to come in and help me get changed back into my tracksuit. My leg now wouldn't move without servre pain and I stumbled round to behind the goal to try and take the first aid kit to the dugout and fell over on the small verge and thought it best to stay there for a while cause I wouldn't be moving without being carried. I staggered around and then Manuel came over and helped me to the dugout and kept explaining to me what the doctors are going to do while I kept saying I HATE THE DOCTORS AND I AM NOT GOING. It was half time and the score was 0-6. I then made my way across the pitch and I made it to half way and I thought this is going well I might make it to the bar to see the Woking score when I hit the wall. I couldn't move. By the time I made it to the bar the players were ready to come out for the second half so I thought it best to park myself in a seat in the bar. The new confomfy seats are very hurt leg/hip friendly so I sat and watch soccer saturday while having Manuel going on about my leg. I was fist pumping at the Woking score and nearly leapt of my seat when Jaskilienen had a shot cleared off the line at 4-3. The final ressys score was 12-2. :(.

BUT WOKING WON!!! COME ON! COME ON! WE ARE STAYING UP!!!!!!!! LIAM MARUM IS A WANKER. BUT WHEN HE SCORES HE IS ALLAH. MOSES. GANESH. JESUS AND BARACK OBAMA ALL IN ONE. COME ON YOU CARDS.

Graham Baker's red and white army!

Thats that

JD

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