Today I was meant to be writing about my crushing defeat of Jacko in tennis however the start of the worst and most boring 'sporting' series in the world meant he had to stay in and watch that. I mean does anyone watch cricket outside of Surrey? Maybe one or two people but by law they must have a comb over. How can people watch it? The same thing happens over and over again. What possessed someone to invent a sport where you stand in front of 3 sticks with a plank of wood in hand? Then you get all these tribal dances when someone appeals for LBW. I can just about understand what is good about 20/20 cricket because its over quickly and the players actually whack the ball but test cricket is unbearable. Could someone please tell me how it is interesting about it. It ruins my sky sports news in the morning which is full of the ashes score and what channel its on. 'Sky sports 1 and HD one', 'Watch the cricket in glorious High Definition' is all I hear. NO! I would rather watch Songs of Praise or Prime Ministers questions in HD. I nearly said Countryfile but that's going to far. I've been to a cricket club and whilst attempting to have a go at the game is far better than watching it, that is only because all the people with comb overs and stumps so far up there arse they walk like ducks got cross with me cause I was noisy, crap and pretty much every sentence ended with: What am I doing here?
Well anyway onto today and I made my first smoothie as recommended my Jurgen. After I successfully cooked last week I was feeling buoyant at the prospect of making a smoothie. I mean how hard could it be? With advice from Jurgen I did banana and I got out my blender, cut 3 bananas into small chunks and then stuck them in. To put it bluntly I made a huge mess and all bits of smoothie came out the little hole in the blender. It was to bannanary. So I put lots of sugar and maple syrup in. Then it tasted of banana horribleness. That wasn't even the worst of it. The shire sight of it made me ill. I can only describe it as erupting, bubbling cement. It was all grey and horrible. To be fair to it when I got used to the taste it wasn't to bad so alls well that ends well.
Spot the difference
That's pretty much that
JD X
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