Today is dedicated to golf and Bradley
I hate golf. Not as badly as cricket but this week I found myself watching the open. I don't know why I watched. I just found it interesting that a 59 year old man could have a chance of winning. A 1000/1 outsider. This proves to me that it isn't a sport however like snooker I managed to lose myself watching the game. I even started to watch the build up and saw some past golf events and this Seve Ballesteros. The ultimate of human being. Anyway to my mind golf is the ultimate test of concentration and charecter with one bad shot resulting in heart break. The one thing that does slightly piss me off about golf is the people who watch it. They are the sort who go to watch Fulham. The sort who wear flat caps and chew on a stick of celery. The sort who work in an office drinking coffee until the weekend where they drive there Audi up to Scotland and watch the golf. They contribute to the game in no way at all.
Anyway onto me. I've been very good this week. To try and get money for some presents I have been doing house jobs and my latest one was painting and I'm a bit of a dab hand at painting if I don't say so myself. I was told to paint the shed and then started painting with the wrong paint. I stopped and started again and then to my horror my mum comes out screaming saying I've done a good job painting its just I've painted the whole of one side in think black oil. Eventually I got the right paint and set about painting the shed.
Once again this week I am Cappelo for the 5 a side team because Sam is away. I see myself more as a Harry Redknapp. Able to sign world beating players on a shoe string budget and this week. I have signed world player of the year. Valued by his club at around £75,000,000,000 however I have signed him for an undisclosed fee believed to be around £4.25 and a pack of wine gums. Rideout debuts for Knaphill Central at 6.30 today.
Knaphill Central Star, defensive rock Bradley Bayliss gave an interview for DanWhitbys Blog.
Whitby: 5 a side football is completely different to 11 a side. Did you find it hard to adapt at first?
Bradley: Yes it is tricky, but with the wise coaching from Daniel Whitby behind you, you soon get to grips with it.
Whitby: Last week you missed out due to work permit issues are you ready to seek retribution this week?
Bradley: Of course, I am raring to go. But a little glad I missed out on last weeks clash; didn't really fancy a knuckle sandwich for tea.
Whitby: With playing 5 a side comes HUGE media pressure what pre match routines do you have to cope?
Bradley: I start off the day with a nice relaxing 5 hours of call of duty, which gets me in the mood for battle and ready to face the challenge that awaits the team and I. After a Rivita mini for lunch, I sit down beside my bed and watch songs of praise to calm the nerves before getting the footy kit on and kissing the badge on my shirt. Then I choose socks with matching rings on them depending on what I'm wearing.
Whitby: Prediction for tonight?
Bradley: Hmmmm, 4-1 to us.
Also this week TOMMY HUTCH SIGNS! We really well piss the Blue Square South now. He loves us and we love him. Also we established Jake Ayres looks like Pie-face from Dennis the menace.
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