Well the last few days are dedicated to: Chris again who finished his 23hours cycle marathon (cheeky bastard making it when the clocks go forward)The cougars back 4 who were solid as ... well. Think of the opposite to solid and you have your answer and finally to Lou Lou who scored his first goal and advice.
Firstly Saturday started bright and early with a visit to Chris at Winston gym. I got there at about 10 30 and he was already struggling. Not with the bike but with the boredom. After just half an hour I think it dawned on him the huge task ahead of him. I went home and then set off for Cobham and reserves match. There were about 6 of us in the back of Steve's van and it was quite a uneventful trip until we arrived at East Grinstead and the speed bumps. Well I was at the back of the van just leaning against the door when wham! I was sent nearly 3 foot into the air (I am not exaggerating either) and then came down with a thump. I was inches from hitting my head on the roof and Timmy was pissing himself. The game itself we lost 4-2 after being 2-1 but they were a good side and we played well. George at centre back was actually very, very good (although it pains me to say) and Lewis scored again! For the second game in a row! He is cooking on calor gas at the moment. Obviously I was going to leave out my quite large error for the first goal but I decided it should go in. Then a high ball came in which I punch and my leading knee hit Adam, who had his back to me, between the legs and his trialing foot, while jumping to try and head the ball, hit me in the bollocks! They then shot and I saved it while cupping my balls. They had a penalty and I was inches from saving it. INCHES! I was so pissed off. The pasta in the bar afterwards cheered me up however in the long van journey back i deeply regretted it. The journey itself was quite fun and we discussed all sorts of things. After I got home I went to go see chris again and stayed from 8 till 10:45. We arrived at 7:30 however all the school was locked and but Chris said one of the gates on unlocked and then we went in the gym through the fire exit. We went on the trampet had a slice of pizza made Chris do THE laugh. I then gave Adam a lift home and after stumbling and nearling falling off my bike we made it however when I got home I discovered I was minus my Ipod touch. Now I had a dliema. It was gona 11. What should I do? I rung Chris to see if it was at the gym. David looked around an no it wasn't there. I rung Adam and I didn't leave it at his. So with my mum furious that I just rushed out at 11:20 with no expalination I went everywhere I had been and nothing. My only hope was that someone would find my number and name in it and call me. Morning broke and although I planned to see Chris I couldn't and it was the cougars game. I has another scan for my Ipod and again nothing. I had given up all hope. It was either lost in a bush, someone found it and kept it or in pieces in the middle of the road. I am not even going to go into the Cougars game but we lost to comets. Enough said. Although Lou Lou scored so that was a positive.
While I was cleaning my room, my dad called me. SOMEONE FOUND ME IPOD!. We rushed round to get it and Ryan Meeks' mum found it. She was walking to the shops and it was on the side the road near Wicks were the mini roundabout is. I was so happy. I gave her a bottle of wine and collected the Ipod. Superb.
School today was highly uneventful although I got my full colours in football in assembly. Nothing happened in the first 3 lessons until Geography. I got the second best in the class for the Geography exam 22! 22 out of I can't remember. I even beat Jack. If it wasn't for James I would have had the best. I was so happy. German finished the day and that was that. School over.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSH FROST-NIVEN
WOKING GAME TONIGHT. LIVE ON SETANTA. COME ON YOU CARDS! GET SOMETHING OUT THE GAME I BEG ON YOU.
JD
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30/03/2009
27/03/2009
27/03/09
The record blog dedication holder is getting another one. Chris who is doing his 24hour bike ride in Winston gym tommorow just to go on holiday to Kenya. Seriously though give him money.
On the subject of Kenya, it was half mufti today to raise money for Kenya. Going in school from the waist down in whatever because full mufti is 'bad for behaviour.' This actually suited me because after losing my trousers on Tuesday I was a bit short of below waist clothing and I won't say what I did where. I had no trousers of my own at all. I ripped my other pair at lunch football two weeks ago and lost my other one ages ago and I thought I might make it to the end of my school life with my one pair of trousers however it was not to be.
Form was eventful. Adam lost our leadership sheet so we quickly did another one in E12 to find that we were just going to get a talk. I was not amused. We started off with option P.E. and there was a big event and this event happened while Miss Merral wasn't there because she came in late. Just use your imagination. Second was maths I walked and under the influence of half mufti which remember is 'bad for behaviour' but not as bad as full mufti I accidental uttered a bad word. I apologised sincerely but under the influence of mufti it was hardly my fault was it? Then something infuriated me in maths. Then Miss didn't want to speak to me to the whole class and in my usual way of not thinking before speaking I said do you want to go in the cupboard. I learnt my lesson after that to always think before I speak. Next was leadership and we had a big talk about the kick start next week. Sir read out our groups and typically it had to me my name with the typo. Dab W.:( Fourth thing was ICT and my ipod was listened to and that was that. The short journey to Clarky. Clarky was in a mixed mood. We watched a dragons den things and Luke blowing a golf ball sized snot out his nose which delayed things by about 10mins due to the laughing and general commotion. Me and Charlotte made a connection. A heart felt one. We got into groups and it was me the hairy one, the small one and the loud one. Obviously I wanted to go with the wonderful Grace whose red things were very lovely but Charlotte was a wonderful substitute. Then I had my Clark lesson and he was really on tip top form. He was cooking on something but it wern't Calor gas. Something far better than that, although I never knew such thing exsisted. Chef Clarky gave me some coursework help and that was that.
Now for tonight. I am not going to follow everyone else and get crammed into Bisley pavillion to watch a group that I went into the lunch hall to listen to and walked out again holding my ears. Maybe I just came in at a bad time but I am certainly not paying £6 to watch them. I dont even have £6 to spend never mind waste.
JD
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On the subject of Kenya, it was half mufti today to raise money for Kenya. Going in school from the waist down in whatever because full mufti is 'bad for behaviour.' This actually suited me because after losing my trousers on Tuesday I was a bit short of below waist clothing and I won't say what I did where. I had no trousers of my own at all. I ripped my other pair at lunch football two weeks ago and lost my other one ages ago and I thought I might make it to the end of my school life with my one pair of trousers however it was not to be.
Form was eventful. Adam lost our leadership sheet so we quickly did another one in E12 to find that we were just going to get a talk. I was not amused. We started off with option P.E. and there was a big event and this event happened while Miss Merral wasn't there because she came in late. Just use your imagination. Second was maths I walked and under the influence of half mufti which remember is 'bad for behaviour' but not as bad as full mufti I accidental uttered a bad word. I apologised sincerely but under the influence of mufti it was hardly my fault was it? Then something infuriated me in maths. Then Miss didn't want to speak to me to the whole class and in my usual way of not thinking before speaking I said do you want to go in the cupboard. I learnt my lesson after that to always think before I speak. Next was leadership and we had a big talk about the kick start next week. Sir read out our groups and typically it had to me my name with the typo. Dab W.:( Fourth thing was ICT and my ipod was listened to and that was that. The short journey to Clarky. Clarky was in a mixed mood. We watched a dragons den things and Luke blowing a golf ball sized snot out his nose which delayed things by about 10mins due to the laughing and general commotion. Me and Charlotte made a connection. A heart felt one. We got into groups and it was me the hairy one, the small one and the loud one. Obviously I wanted to go with the wonderful Grace whose red things were very lovely but Charlotte was a wonderful substitute. Then I had my Clark lesson and he was really on tip top form. He was cooking on something but it wern't Calor gas. Something far better than that, although I never knew such thing exsisted. Chef Clarky gave me some coursework help and that was that.
Now for tonight. I am not going to follow everyone else and get crammed into Bisley pavillion to watch a group that I went into the lunch hall to listen to and walked out again holding my ears. Maybe I just came in at a bad time but I am certainly not paying £6 to watch them. I dont even have £6 to spend never mind waste.
JD
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24/03/09 - 26/03/09
Today is dedicated to Mark aka Usian Bolt, ICT and Science buddies Allana and Max. Finally to poor Scott who is injured :(
I have four days to catch up on. Firstly Tuesday morning was a good morning. I had made my sandwiches the night before so I didn't have to worry about that. I had my breakfast as normal , oats and more rasin flavour, and set about the daily search for my tie. School started with Clarky and English and we wrote a letter to the prime minister about global warming. We sat in science as all my creative juices flow. I hate working about global warming because is a load of rubbish if you ask me but I soldiered on. Maths was reasonable and school pasted quickly without incident. Then we had our district cup semi final against Gordons. We were Arsenaling the ball around and we won 8-2 in the end. Lou Lou nearly scored twice! Next I had Cobham training and hardly anyone came because everyone had matches so that wasn't that great. Wednesday started off amazingly with German. Fantastic! However next was the highlight of the week. Dance in P.E. and it was dress rehearsal. We added to the routine and in my slim jeans, domo t-shirt and plimpsoles I was looking not just sharp but razor sharp. Next week is the real thing and I am looking foward to it.
Then it was volleyball in P.E. Double P.E. really is superb. Afternoon again passed eventlessly. Thursday was pretty poor and school passed with drama but took forever. Then it was coursework and off to watch the first team with the Rideouts and Leechy. At the ground we tested the burgers and they wern't particulaly nice. In fact boardering on disgusting. I then had three cups of tea which were acctully nice. In the end the first team lost 4-1. Now it was an adventure on the way back. We discussed our favorite film and childrens program (For me Thomas the Tank and Dodgeball)I was then grilled about the prom and other stuff and then I got home and went to my lovely confortable bed.
JD
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I have four days to catch up on. Firstly Tuesday morning was a good morning. I had made my sandwiches the night before so I didn't have to worry about that. I had my breakfast as normal , oats and more rasin flavour, and set about the daily search for my tie. School started with Clarky and English and we wrote a letter to the prime minister about global warming. We sat in science as all my creative juices flow. I hate working about global warming because is a load of rubbish if you ask me but I soldiered on. Maths was reasonable and school pasted quickly without incident. Then we had our district cup semi final against Gordons. We were Arsenaling the ball around and we won 8-2 in the end. Lou Lou nearly scored twice! Next I had Cobham training and hardly anyone came because everyone had matches so that wasn't that great. Wednesday started off amazingly with German. Fantastic! However next was the highlight of the week. Dance in P.E. and it was dress rehearsal. We added to the routine and in my slim jeans, domo t-shirt and plimpsoles I was looking not just sharp but razor sharp. Next week is the real thing and I am looking foward to it.
Then it was volleyball in P.E. Double P.E. really is superb. Afternoon again passed eventlessly. Thursday was pretty poor and school passed with drama but took forever. Then it was coursework and off to watch the first team with the Rideouts and Leechy. At the ground we tested the burgers and they wern't particulaly nice. In fact boardering on disgusting. I then had three cups of tea which were acctully nice. In the end the first team lost 4-1. Now it was an adventure on the way back. We discussed our favorite film and childrens program (For me Thomas the Tank and Dodgeball)I was then grilled about the prom and other stuff and then I got home and went to my lovely confortable bed.
JD
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23/03/2009
23/03/09
Today is dedicated to Alex the Geography buddy and Chobham league winner in rugby. Also to the worlds greatest utility player Adam.
Well it was Monday morning which means assembly and no form. That means getting to school extra early so I don't have to sit on the late table and getting into school early has knock on effects. It means getting up that bit earlier which means I am extra grumpy and I have less time for my morning bath and less time to flap around looking for my tie and books for school. It also means a rushed breakfast at 10 to 8. Today all that was in the cupboard was Malties. Now that is tescos own brand of Shreddies. Well I was unimpressed. I had to use so much sugar to disguise the awful taste that I felt sick.
Assembly itself passed quickly and it was about forgiveness and so on. First period was DiDA. Miss has got her new Honda Civic and although I have yet to see she says it is superb. Alloy wheels and stuff like that. I also felt that I should be responsible for reminding all the glory hunters in the class about the weekends football however I was quickly greeted by third bottom and 3-0. Second was Science with Mr Gay. Then it was Clarkys English lesson. Again he didn't fail to disappoint today. Although poetry isn't something that I would normally enthuse about with man himself I am enthusing. He told about an incident about when he invited his friend round for tea when he was 8 and his dad chucked his friend out because he was coloured and that he called his dad a cad. His dad chased him round the house. We also had a discussion about 'rashism'.
A minor miracle happened at lunch. I remember my sandwiches. It was a new type today. Lettuce, cheese and tomato. It was nice just to eat something for lunch however the bits of tomato and cheese kept falling out so it was no good. On a brighter note Adam gave a bag of Chilli and Chocolate crisps. O it was delightful. My new favorite flavor of these new crisps just ahead of duck and horisen.
Science with Mr Anslow is always funny for unfunny reasons. We are just sitting there laughing so much we are nearly crying. Last thing was Mr Davis and Geography. Now we had our problem solving test and for a test it was actually quite good and I did well, i think. Now I am no Colombo and quite a bit gets past me but I did notice some friction between one or two people in the class.
I get home with a plan. Must do coursework and specifically English story. Obviously I got off topic and started eating my cheesecake which I made to much of yesterday. Then for an unknown reason I thought lets make some toast but we only had granary bread. Now that's always the side of a bad day have just granary bread left. Mum gets home so I thought I better set about doing some coursework. I successfully complete my story and I think to myself I need to give away some of my prized cheesecake cause there is no more fridge space after my mum went shopping so I went to the Rideout's to give it to them cause Shane wanted some. Even this turned into a mini drama. I couldn't remember which house it was exactly but I was still fairly sure which one it was and it went and knocked with Cheesecake in hand. Someone answered the door and I though to myself. Kelly or Tracy don't have a beard or are men. Shane's hair isn't that long yet and It doesn't look like Mark. So I asked him were to go for the Rideout's and he mumbled something and I went. I got the right house second time round and went home.
Thats that
JD
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Well it was Monday morning which means assembly and no form. That means getting to school extra early so I don't have to sit on the late table and getting into school early has knock on effects. It means getting up that bit earlier which means I am extra grumpy and I have less time for my morning bath and less time to flap around looking for my tie and books for school. It also means a rushed breakfast at 10 to 8. Today all that was in the cupboard was Malties. Now that is tescos own brand of Shreddies. Well I was unimpressed. I had to use so much sugar to disguise the awful taste that I felt sick.
Assembly itself passed quickly and it was about forgiveness and so on. First period was DiDA. Miss has got her new Honda Civic and although I have yet to see she says it is superb. Alloy wheels and stuff like that. I also felt that I should be responsible for reminding all the glory hunters in the class about the weekends football however I was quickly greeted by third bottom and 3-0. Second was Science with Mr Gay. Then it was Clarkys English lesson. Again he didn't fail to disappoint today. Although poetry isn't something that I would normally enthuse about with man himself I am enthusing. He told about an incident about when he invited his friend round for tea when he was 8 and his dad chucked his friend out because he was coloured and that he called his dad a cad. His dad chased him round the house. We also had a discussion about 'rashism'.
A minor miracle happened at lunch. I remember my sandwiches. It was a new type today. Lettuce, cheese and tomato. It was nice just to eat something for lunch however the bits of tomato and cheese kept falling out so it was no good. On a brighter note Adam gave a bag of Chilli and Chocolate crisps. O it was delightful. My new favorite flavor of these new crisps just ahead of duck and horisen.
Science with Mr Anslow is always funny for unfunny reasons. We are just sitting there laughing so much we are nearly crying. Last thing was Mr Davis and Geography. Now we had our problem solving test and for a test it was actually quite good and I did well, i think. Now I am no Colombo and quite a bit gets past me but I did notice some friction between one or two people in the class.
I get home with a plan. Must do coursework and specifically English story. Obviously I got off topic and started eating my cheesecake which I made to much of yesterday. Then for an unknown reason I thought lets make some toast but we only had granary bread. Now that's always the side of a bad day have just granary bread left. Mum gets home so I thought I better set about doing some coursework. I successfully complete my story and I think to myself I need to give away some of my prized cheesecake cause there is no more fridge space after my mum went shopping so I went to the Rideout's to give it to them cause Shane wanted some. Even this turned into a mini drama. I couldn't remember which house it was exactly but I was still fairly sure which one it was and it went and knocked with Cheesecake in hand. Someone answered the door and I though to myself. Kelly or Tracy don't have a beard or are men. Shane's hair isn't that long yet and It doesn't look like Mark. So I asked him were to go for the Rideout's and he mumbled something and I went. I got the right house second time round and went home.
Thats that
JD
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22/03/2009
21/03/09 - 22/03/09
Today is dedicated to Hicksy for the song, Helen who will see the edge is well and truely back and Max. YES YOU TOOK YOUR GOAL KICKS.
Well Saturday mornings started like most. Waking up and then I can't get out of bed. Then you are agonising weather to stay comfortable or make a break for it and get up. Eventually I made a break for it and set about making some toast. Marmite and Jam. (Not on the same slice mind) Nothing burned or broke so it was a successful toast making session. I arranged to get picked up by THE Rousell to watch the first team and he came and took me in the purple turtle.
We discussed the more annoying things in life such as when you eat a pizza a strip of cheese flops on to your chin and burns it. That hurts. I was also pissed off to see a horse in the road. Why can't they get there walk in a field instead of roads. It's not that I am allergic to them and generally don't like animals. They hold everything up. You have to be quiet. AND worst of all leave mountainous shit all over the road. Cars can't drive round a horses field so why are horses allowed on roads. Also these horse people travel in groups so you get grouped mountainous poo and extra blocking like sever cholesterol. Well we got to the game and we were greeted by a delightfully horrible woman on the gate barking at me and everyone else.
The game itself was lost 4-1 but they played ok. The day was brightened up by Chelsea and Man U losing. Also looking at Kelly's action shots and Jurgen making lots of good saves. Always good to see. On a darker note I was quite cold cause my thin jumper wasn't doing a particularly good job and Kelly had my coat. I went back home in the purple Turtle and I was expecting a quiet evening and night. No. I went out and it was quite funny. Actually very funny other than tree roots and other stuff.
Sunday and mothers day. One of my least favorite days of the year. Anyway I gave mum a card and presents and went of for some keeper training cause I am determined never to play shit again. Anyway it was great and I was cooking on Calor Gas. CALOR GAS. Got home shattered, Thirsty and having to make a cheesecake for mum. My cheesecakes are legendary and that's no exaggeration. I did it all on my own so obviously there were one or two hick ups such as making the base wrong and getting my quantities a bit wrong so unfortunately I have a weeks worth of lemon with a hint of orange cheesecake in my fridge so if anyone wants some you can have some. Then I set about cooking dinner. No drama and that was that.
JD
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Well Saturday mornings started like most. Waking up and then I can't get out of bed. Then you are agonising weather to stay comfortable or make a break for it and get up. Eventually I made a break for it and set about making some toast. Marmite and Jam. (Not on the same slice mind) Nothing burned or broke so it was a successful toast making session. I arranged to get picked up by THE Rousell to watch the first team and he came and took me in the purple turtle.
We discussed the more annoying things in life such as when you eat a pizza a strip of cheese flops on to your chin and burns it. That hurts. I was also pissed off to see a horse in the road. Why can't they get there walk in a field instead of roads. It's not that I am allergic to them and generally don't like animals. They hold everything up. You have to be quiet. AND worst of all leave mountainous shit all over the road. Cars can't drive round a horses field so why are horses allowed on roads. Also these horse people travel in groups so you get grouped mountainous poo and extra blocking like sever cholesterol. Well we got to the game and we were greeted by a delightfully horrible woman on the gate barking at me and everyone else.
The game itself was lost 4-1 but they played ok. The day was brightened up by Chelsea and Man U losing. Also looking at Kelly's action shots and Jurgen making lots of good saves. Always good to see. On a darker note I was quite cold cause my thin jumper wasn't doing a particularly good job and Kelly had my coat. I went back home in the purple Turtle and I was expecting a quiet evening and night. No. I went out and it was quite funny. Actually very funny other than tree roots and other stuff.
Sunday and mothers day. One of my least favorite days of the year. Anyway I gave mum a card and presents and went of for some keeper training cause I am determined never to play shit again. Anyway it was great and I was cooking on Calor Gas. CALOR GAS. Got home shattered, Thirsty and having to make a cheesecake for mum. My cheesecakes are legendary and that's no exaggeration. I did it all on my own so obviously there were one or two hick ups such as making the base wrong and getting my quantities a bit wrong so unfortunately I have a weeks worth of lemon with a hint of orange cheesecake in my fridge so if anyone wants some you can have some. Then I set about cooking dinner. No drama and that was that.
JD
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20/03/2009
20/03/09
Today is for anyone who had the balls to go on stage at Winstons got talent. Especially Tidy and Wellman. Wellman for the amazing miming. Finally to Akeel.
Firstly I am cross. I lost my P.E. kit. It had my boots, gloves, shorts and think coat in. I am not happy. I'm sure I left it in form cause in first lesson I went to pick it up and thought oh were is my P.E. kit, must of left it in form. First lesson was P.E. we had an exam. Blitzed by me obviously. Second was science with Mr Anslow. Third was DiDA. My computer was broken again so again I wasn't in my natural seat. I decided instead of being on my own to sit next to Langy. We watched the champions league draw which was very intresting in the end. Fourth was Maths and Miss Rapeley wasn't there so we had someone else and did a test. Last was German. Again I forgot my sandwiches which makes it every single say this week I have gone without lunch. Very bad times indeed.
I was late for school training cause I lost my P.E kit and looked everywhere for it. I got up there in uniform and Brownie was not ammused. He was already cross cause the golfers were on the football pitch so we had a little strip of grass on the side and he got even crosser. I went home and got ready for Winston's Got Talent. I wasn't sure weather it would be £2 well spent and considered staying to do some coursework but in the end I went. Very good decision too. It was well worth my while and my £2. Everyone was good but my favorite had to be the dance. Every song was on my ipod and it was great. I also couldn't believe how many good singers there were. It was amazing. In the end the judges (Mr Calender, Mr Ganoo and Mrs Harris) voted for Sarah Jane (I think) I never heard of her but she was good. It is so hard to write your own song but to make it good is even harder. A few people wrote there own songs and were all great. A special mention has to go to Tidy and Wellman who were superb and made it a really good evening.
After I went to the Lye the wonderful, wonderful, wonderful Akeel bought me chips and eventually I got bored and went home.
Thats that.
JD
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Firstly I am cross. I lost my P.E. kit. It had my boots, gloves, shorts and think coat in. I am not happy. I'm sure I left it in form cause in first lesson I went to pick it up and thought oh were is my P.E. kit, must of left it in form. First lesson was P.E. we had an exam. Blitzed by me obviously. Second was science with Mr Anslow. Third was DiDA. My computer was broken again so again I wasn't in my natural seat. I decided instead of being on my own to sit next to Langy. We watched the champions league draw which was very intresting in the end. Fourth was Maths and Miss Rapeley wasn't there so we had someone else and did a test. Last was German. Again I forgot my sandwiches which makes it every single say this week I have gone without lunch. Very bad times indeed.
I was late for school training cause I lost my P.E kit and looked everywhere for it. I got up there in uniform and Brownie was not ammused. He was already cross cause the golfers were on the football pitch so we had a little strip of grass on the side and he got even crosser. I went home and got ready for Winston's Got Talent. I wasn't sure weather it would be £2 well spent and considered staying to do some coursework but in the end I went. Very good decision too. It was well worth my while and my £2. Everyone was good but my favorite had to be the dance. Every song was on my ipod and it was great. I also couldn't believe how many good singers there were. It was amazing. In the end the judges (Mr Calender, Mr Ganoo and Mrs Harris) voted for Sarah Jane (I think) I never heard of her but she was good. It is so hard to write your own song but to make it good is even harder. A few people wrote there own songs and were all great. A special mention has to go to Tidy and Wellman who were superb and made it a really good evening.
After I went to the Lye the wonderful, wonderful, wonderful Akeel bought me chips and eventually I got bored and went home.
Thats that.
JD
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19/03/2009
19/03/09
Today is dedicated to Tom Stratful. Even though I was dog muck he didn't shout at me. Also to Chris.
Firstly This is the message that the Maroochydore High School Queensland , staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes.
The outgoing message:
Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school.
In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen
to all the options before making a selection:
· To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1
· To make excuses for why your child did not do his work - Press 2
· To complain about what we do - Press 3
· To swear at staff members - Press 4
· To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your
newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5
· If you want us to raise your child - Press 6
· If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7
· To request another teacher, for the third time this year - Press 8
· To complain about bus transportation - Press 9
· To complain about school lunches - Press 0
If you realize this is the real world and your child must be Accountable
and responsible for his/her own behaviour,class work, homework and that it's
not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort:
Hang up and have a nice day!
If you want this in another language, move to a country that speaks it.
Quite harsh but it made me laugh. It's actually true
Now for my day. We had leadership first and me and Adam had our lesson plan ready as it was our turn. We got to lesson to find out that Mr Emerson and Odjie were at girls football so we did matches. Obviously with me playing holding midfield our team we undefeated. Second was DiDA. The computer at my normal seat was broken so I had to move and I was on my own. Third was R.E. The class was basically empty because everyone was doing english coursework so we watched saving private ryan and had a very private conversation about routines and timetables.
Lunch was again annoying because again I forgot my sandwiches. I had to make do with one Duck and Horisen flavor crisp which was actually nice. I shall vote for that one.
Fourth lesson was P.E. in the gym. It's so hot in there but basketball is fun. Although I am the most ungifted basketball player I think I make up for it in running around. My team scored 2 points this week which is better than last week. The sport basketball is so frustrating. You can't tackle without fouling and the rules are confusing. I'm defiantly not doing it as one of my four sports.
Fifth was science with Mr Anslow. We made a poster and Emily pushed me off my stool by accident and I hurt my ankle. Bitch :P :D. I'm Joking.
As a write the girls team are winning 1-0 and I don't know who scored. They better win cause I want to go to Man City. Good Luck
JD
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Firstly This is the message that the Maroochydore High School Queensland , staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes.
The outgoing message:
Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school.
In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen
to all the options before making a selection:
· To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1
· To make excuses for why your child did not do his work - Press 2
· To complain about what we do - Press 3
· To swear at staff members - Press 4
· To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your
newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5
· If you want us to raise your child - Press 6
· If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7
· To request another teacher, for the third time this year - Press 8
· To complain about bus transportation - Press 9
· To complain about school lunches - Press 0
If you realize this is the real world and your child must be Accountable
and responsible for his/her own behaviour,class work, homework and that it's
not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort:
Hang up and have a nice day!
If you want this in another language, move to a country that speaks it.
Quite harsh but it made me laugh. It's actually true
Now for my day. We had leadership first and me and Adam had our lesson plan ready as it was our turn. We got to lesson to find out that Mr Emerson and Odjie were at girls football so we did matches. Obviously with me playing holding midfield our team we undefeated. Second was DiDA. The computer at my normal seat was broken so I had to move and I was on my own. Third was R.E. The class was basically empty because everyone was doing english coursework so we watched saving private ryan and had a very private conversation about routines and timetables.
Lunch was again annoying because again I forgot my sandwiches. I had to make do with one Duck and Horisen flavor crisp which was actually nice. I shall vote for that one.
Fourth lesson was P.E. in the gym. It's so hot in there but basketball is fun. Although I am the most ungifted basketball player I think I make up for it in running around. My team scored 2 points this week which is better than last week. The sport basketball is so frustrating. You can't tackle without fouling and the rules are confusing. I'm defiantly not doing it as one of my four sports.
Fifth was science with Mr Anslow. We made a poster and Emily pushed me off my stool by accident and I hurt my ankle. Bitch :P :D. I'm Joking.
As a write the girls team are winning 1-0 and I don't know who scored. They better win cause I want to go to Man City. Good Luck
JD
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18/03/2009
18/03/09 - Its back
LIKE A PHOENIX THE BLOG RISES FROM THE ASHES
EDIT: SCOTT CROWLY I LOVE YOU. FIRST J2O AND NOW CHIPS. :D
I'm allowed my blog back.
Today is dedicated to 14. The wonderful JackO. Secondly Geena gets the freedom of the blog. Thirdly thanks to everyone on facebook who told me to get it back.
I woke up and it was one of those days were you just can't get out of bed. I was laying there until 7-50 and thought I better get up. Had a quick shower and it was off to school. Again I forgot my sandwiches so would have to go hungry.
First lesson was German. I got my coursework mark and though hmmmmmm i am doing quite well at German. Straigh Bs and nearly an A in all my courseworks and I feel quite confident speaking it. Second was the highlight of the day by far. Dance in P.E. Our little rountine is coming together well now. We got lifts in it and all sorts now. It is superb. The star of the group had to be Damien. He was so enthusiastic about everything. Next week is dress rehearsal so the combed back hair and slim jeans are coming out. Third was Geography. I had the lesson dedicated to me again so Mr Davis this line is dedicated to you.
Now fouth was Science with Mr Gay. He nice today and I am not just saying it.
Fifth was English with Clarky but he wasn't in! We were in the LRC. Nothing intresting happened. We just did work and went home.
COB-HAM match later. Come on. 3 PONITS PLEASE.
JD
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EDIT: SCOTT CROWLY I LOVE YOU. FIRST J2O AND NOW CHIPS. :D
I'm allowed my blog back.
Today is dedicated to 14. The wonderful JackO. Secondly Geena gets the freedom of the blog. Thirdly thanks to everyone on facebook who told me to get it back.
I woke up and it was one of those days were you just can't get out of bed. I was laying there until 7-50 and thought I better get up. Had a quick shower and it was off to school. Again I forgot my sandwiches so would have to go hungry.
First lesson was German. I got my coursework mark and though hmmmmmm i am doing quite well at German. Straigh Bs and nearly an A in all my courseworks and I feel quite confident speaking it. Second was the highlight of the day by far. Dance in P.E. Our little rountine is coming together well now. We got lifts in it and all sorts now. It is superb. The star of the group had to be Damien. He was so enthusiastic about everything. Next week is dress rehearsal so the combed back hair and slim jeans are coming out. Third was Geography. I had the lesson dedicated to me again so Mr Davis this line is dedicated to you.
Now fouth was Science with Mr Gay. He nice today and I am not just saying it.
Fifth was English with Clarky but he wasn't in! We were in the LRC. Nothing intresting happened. We just did work and went home.
COB-HAM match later. Come on. 3 PONITS PLEASE.
JD
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16/03/2009
15/03/2009
14/03/09
Today is dedicated to all the wonderful characters of Knaphill.
Well the couldn't have been any more perfect. 1 win. 1 draw against Wrexham. Ipod back and St Johns.
I started the day in a good mood. Toast and Marmite for breakfast always signals a good day. I then set about tidying my room and my mum gave me my ipod back. Then Dan gave me a lift to the game. Well it was superb. They him and Hicksy showed me all this new music and the little ford KA was bouncing. Well I got there and the game was really good. Cobham drove at them with there 4-5-1/4-3-3 with Hegars and Cheesy on either side. In the end we won 3-0 with Cheesy, god and Lukey Taylor scored. I was looking after little Owen McKendrick and I am very inexperienced at looking after children and it sort of showed. I took him to the toilet and the basin things were to tall so he had to go in the toilet itself. Then he couldn't put his trousers up and I didn't know what to do. I got them sort of half way up and carried him back were Kelly sorted him out. Then we played with big rocks and made a cake. It was quite fun actually.
On the way home Dan showed me my new favorite song. Seaside by the Kooks. Its now overtaken Jason Mraz as my favorite song. I was so happy and I got jellie babies.
Then I went to the lye in my superfly clothes and tbh although not many other people were having fun I had a good time. I was just pleased to be out.
I was discussing accents today and I thought to myself. Hmmmm what is my favorite accent. By far it has got to be souse. The worst accent is that Oxford or Cambridge uni accent. That really deep posh voice. Even though we don't sound that posh whenever I go up north I feel so posh and try not to speak. Whenever I open my mouth I get that murderous look from all these Yorkshire men.
Well it was a good day
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Well the couldn't have been any more perfect. 1 win. 1 draw against Wrexham. Ipod back and St Johns.
I started the day in a good mood. Toast and Marmite for breakfast always signals a good day. I then set about tidying my room and my mum gave me my ipod back. Then Dan gave me a lift to the game. Well it was superb. They him and Hicksy showed me all this new music and the little ford KA was bouncing. Well I got there and the game was really good. Cobham drove at them with there 4-5-1/4-3-3 with Hegars and Cheesy on either side. In the end we won 3-0 with Cheesy, god and Lukey Taylor scored. I was looking after little Owen McKendrick and I am very inexperienced at looking after children and it sort of showed. I took him to the toilet and the basin things were to tall so he had to go in the toilet itself. Then he couldn't put his trousers up and I didn't know what to do. I got them sort of half way up and carried him back were Kelly sorted him out. Then we played with big rocks and made a cake. It was quite fun actually.
On the way home Dan showed me my new favorite song. Seaside by the Kooks. Its now overtaken Jason Mraz as my favorite song. I was so happy and I got jellie babies.
Then I went to the lye in my superfly clothes and tbh although not many other people were having fun I had a good time. I was just pleased to be out.
I was discussing accents today and I thought to myself. Hmmmm what is my favorite accent. By far it has got to be souse. The worst accent is that Oxford or Cambridge uni accent. That really deep posh voice. Even though we don't sound that posh whenever I go up north I feel so posh and try not to speak. Whenever I open my mouth I get that murderous look from all these Yorkshire men.
Well it was a good day
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13/03/2009
13/03/09
Today is dedicated to THE psr coach. Cobham's leader and Chelsea under 10s manager. Future Woking boss Ben Knight. Also dedicated to Mrs Higgins who coursework I spent all day doing.
I will start with the new facebook. Again they have made some useful changes and others that ruin it. They have smartened up the profiles but they have ruined the homepage. It was good how it was with 3 or 4 status changes and other stuff that's been going on. I don't want to know everyones status changing and when someone is watching skins on 40D or when is post office is going to open. It all confusing again and there really was no need for change.
My day was pretty much the same as yesterday. A mix of coursework and one of the many wonders of the Internet that fill times of boredom. Again I met Max, Lou lou and Josh and Langys house and again we played pool but today I was on top form. Ronnie O'Sullivan eat your heart out it was Ronnie O'Whitby hitting all sorts of outrageous shots. We also booked our prom thing.
Now the highlight of the day was the highlight of the Month and will probably be the highlight of the year. When Josh sends me the pictures I will put them on the blog but in the meantime I will describe the action. Basically we had a game of doubles in Pool. Me and Max against Louis and Langy. One person from the losing team would have to wear Langys borat mankini and walk all the way to the golf course; run on the golf course and then hit a tennis ball up the fairway. Lou Lou and Langy were winning when, joy of joys, Lou lou potted the black so it was either Langy or Louis in the mankini. Strangely the mankini went 'missing' but when we said he had to wear his sisters bra and nickers the mankini conveniently appeared again. In the end Langy put it on and we head for the golf course. When he chucked the ball onto the tennis ball onto the fairway there were to old people walking just in front of them. Langy sprinted on the course and swung and missed and swung again and took a huge chunk out of the course and the ball went flying up the fairway. The plan was to go get it but Langy ran off back down the road as hook heath stopped to admire Langy in a mankini.
We ordered pizza had a drink and I watched the first part of comic relief before cylcing home in the pitch black.
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I will start with the new facebook. Again they have made some useful changes and others that ruin it. They have smartened up the profiles but they have ruined the homepage. It was good how it was with 3 or 4 status changes and other stuff that's been going on. I don't want to know everyones status changing and when someone is watching skins on 40D or when is post office is going to open. It all confusing again and there really was no need for change.
My day was pretty much the same as yesterday. A mix of coursework and one of the many wonders of the Internet that fill times of boredom. Again I met Max, Lou lou and Josh and Langys house and again we played pool but today I was on top form. Ronnie O'Sullivan eat your heart out it was Ronnie O'Whitby hitting all sorts of outrageous shots. We also booked our prom thing.
Now the highlight of the day was the highlight of the Month and will probably be the highlight of the year. When Josh sends me the pictures I will put them on the blog but in the meantime I will describe the action. Basically we had a game of doubles in Pool. Me and Max against Louis and Langy. One person from the losing team would have to wear Langys borat mankini and walk all the way to the golf course; run on the golf course and then hit a tennis ball up the fairway. Lou Lou and Langy were winning when, joy of joys, Lou lou potted the black so it was either Langy or Louis in the mankini. Strangely the mankini went 'missing' but when we said he had to wear his sisters bra and nickers the mankini conveniently appeared again. In the end Langy put it on and we head for the golf course. When he chucked the ball onto the tennis ball onto the fairway there were to old people walking just in front of them. Langy sprinted on the course and swung and missed and swung again and took a huge chunk out of the course and the ball went flying up the fairway. The plan was to go get it but Langy ran off back down the road as hook heath stopped to admire Langy in a mankini.
We ordered pizza had a drink and I watched the first part of comic relief before cylcing home in the pitch black.
End of post
12/03/2009
12/03/09
Today is dedicated to the whole Cobham Youth team and everyone who came and watched. To Scott Crowley cause he is the 'ultimate legend and running man' and to Kath. I didn't do myself many favours today.
Inset day today and it was wonderful. Chance to catch up on some coursework and try and sort out my football manager 2009 squad so I we can consolidate in League 2. Away form is good. We are hard to beat but don't score many and at home we overrun teams. Sometimes. I spent the morning still high on the success of Cobham last night and how we have a chance of doing something really good for the club. League and cup double.
I went to Langy's house and played a bit of pool with josh, langy, matt, lou lou and max. I am not the most gifted and rapidly wracked up a large debt. I also wasn't doing myself favours with my running commentary.In particular when I said 'this is a tight one' and 'this is hard'. In the end I had to try and cut my loses and with £25 on the line it was X5 or quits. I didn't have the run of the balls and my dog allergies were also a factor. In the end I fought my way to victory and that was that. No more pool.
Now for referees and linesman. Now I appreciate that without them there would be no game and that they are there to enforce rules made for the enjoyment of everyone but they are paid to do a job that most refs just can't seem to do properly. Yesterday that red could have cost us the match when Chris got hammered. He lost control of the game and was booking people left, right and centre. It's about time that the refs assessor at the games mark them and depending on the mark is how much the ref gets paid. Everyone is human but its not errors that they make they just want to get involved and be part of the game. Whether is boredom or not I don't know.
Well that's, that. Another inset day tomorrow. Nothing to do. Probably do coursework
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Inset day today and it was wonderful. Chance to catch up on some coursework and try and sort out my football manager 2009 squad so I we can consolidate in League 2. Away form is good. We are hard to beat but don't score many and at home we overrun teams. Sometimes. I spent the morning still high on the success of Cobham last night and how we have a chance of doing something really good for the club. League and cup double.
I went to Langy's house and played a bit of pool with josh, langy, matt, lou lou and max. I am not the most gifted and rapidly wracked up a large debt. I also wasn't doing myself favours with my running commentary.In particular when I said 'this is a tight one' and 'this is hard'. In the end I had to try and cut my loses and with £25 on the line it was X5 or quits. I didn't have the run of the balls and my dog allergies were also a factor. In the end I fought my way to victory and that was that. No more pool.
Now for referees and linesman. Now I appreciate that without them there would be no game and that they are there to enforce rules made for the enjoyment of everyone but they are paid to do a job that most refs just can't seem to do properly. Yesterday that red could have cost us the match when Chris got hammered. He lost control of the game and was booking people left, right and centre. It's about time that the refs assessor at the games mark them and depending on the mark is how much the ref gets paid. Everyone is human but its not errors that they make they just want to get involved and be part of the game. Whether is boredom or not I don't know.
Well that's, that. Another inset day tomorrow. Nothing to do. Probably do coursework
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11/03/09
Today can only be dedicated to 5 people. They have all had dedication before but this time they can have a whole blog for them. The freedom of the blog. Chris Rousell. The worldy save in extra time while it was 1-1. Unbelievable. I was on the pitch. Dan Rousell for 3 goal saving tackles and leading us all the way to the final. Cheesy for the amazing balls to go round the keeper and calmly put it away. Hegars for putting his head in were it could get hurt and also I am sorry for not being very helpful as physio and get well soon. Finally to god. Last minute winner. I have never been so mad at a match. I injured my wrist more jumping on Micheal Connell and was tempted to go run to Roy (lino) and say how do you like that. Then when we were all in the technical area Roy: I no you are excited but please get back, this is the last time. Ken: EXCITED! EXCITED! I AM HAVING A FUCKING ORGASM!!!
Well school can take a back seat. Horley were spamming all over the Cobham forum about breaking legs. The fact is they were out played, out fought and deservedly beaten. I wasn't even depressed that I wasn't playing.
The game itself was more gripping then end to end stuff and it wasn't ever going to be beautiful football on the pitch. We had a 5 minute spell at the end of the first half of corner after corner after corner and each one either superbly saved or cleared off the line. Second half and only goal saving tackles by Dan kept us in it.
Now for Roy. Why can't these linesmen get on with the game instead of getting involved. I knew him already because he managed my team at u14s and 15s. He would only let one person stand in the technical area when surely you are allowed as many people in the technical area aren't you? He kept going on and on and always had to get involved in the game by telling players move back move forward and stuff. Then I walked on the pitch to give water when he went mad at me for being on the pitch. He said I should no better when excuse me. Why should I no better. I am 15 and I don't know what I am and am not allowed to do. Then he reported us all to the ref so when he said again only one stand up in the technical area I thought well I will sit down in it then. So I sat right on the line just to piss him off. They then scored one of the most farcical goals I have ever seen and I am not just saying that and he comes up with so much rubbish that made my blood boil. Absolute tosh which I can't even remember.
I had never been so involved in a game I wasn't playing in. When Cheesy scored at the begining of extra time I had never been so nervous. Praying for us to hold on. I don't think I sat down once in extra time. Thankfully the dugouts were quite big and I made myself a little corner of space. I am not going to go into there goal. Absolute disgraceful officiating. Then with the game going into penalties. Up steps Shane Rideout. Ran onto a through ball from George and finished. I have never seen Ken move so fast! He rushed out jumping up and down fist pumping. The rest of us just going mad. That was that the winnning goal and now we are through to the final.
Just to top off a good night Arsenal won on Pens which I got up to the bar to catch just in time and all english clubs are through in europe. Finally sausage and chips instead of sandwiches. I can get used to that. I took some for the ride a made the long journey home.
Thats that.
COB-HAM
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Well school can take a back seat. Horley were spamming all over the Cobham forum about breaking legs. The fact is they were out played, out fought and deservedly beaten. I wasn't even depressed that I wasn't playing.
The game itself was more gripping then end to end stuff and it wasn't ever going to be beautiful football on the pitch. We had a 5 minute spell at the end of the first half of corner after corner after corner and each one either superbly saved or cleared off the line. Second half and only goal saving tackles by Dan kept us in it.
Now for Roy. Why can't these linesmen get on with the game instead of getting involved. I knew him already because he managed my team at u14s and 15s. He would only let one person stand in the technical area when surely you are allowed as many people in the technical area aren't you? He kept going on and on and always had to get involved in the game by telling players move back move forward and stuff. Then I walked on the pitch to give water when he went mad at me for being on the pitch. He said I should no better when excuse me. Why should I no better. I am 15 and I don't know what I am and am not allowed to do. Then he reported us all to the ref so when he said again only one stand up in the technical area I thought well I will sit down in it then. So I sat right on the line just to piss him off. They then scored one of the most farcical goals I have ever seen and I am not just saying that and he comes up with so much rubbish that made my blood boil. Absolute tosh which I can't even remember.
I had never been so involved in a game I wasn't playing in. When Cheesy scored at the begining of extra time I had never been so nervous. Praying for us to hold on. I don't think I sat down once in extra time. Thankfully the dugouts were quite big and I made myself a little corner of space. I am not going to go into there goal. Absolute disgraceful officiating. Then with the game going into penalties. Up steps Shane Rideout. Ran onto a through ball from George and finished. I have never seen Ken move so fast! He rushed out jumping up and down fist pumping. The rest of us just going mad. That was that the winnning goal and now we are through to the final.
Just to top off a good night Arsenal won on Pens which I got up to the bar to catch just in time and all english clubs are through in europe. Finally sausage and chips instead of sandwiches. I can get used to that. I took some for the ride a made the long journey home.
Thats that.
COB-HAM
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10/03/2009
09/03/09 - 10/03/09
The last 2 days are dedicated to Lou Lou and Max.
Firstly I can't remember much about yesterday other than my two new things for my bun. It was Chicken with chili, Turkey ham, normal ham, lettuce and tomatoes. Also we had Cobham training on the pitch. Rob came down to do training and once again my lack of talent as an outfielder showed up with a number of quite shocking errors. Then I went in goal with Chris and achieved to aggravate my shoulder and Dan's shot fractured my wrist. I am not even going to go there now. Also I ripped my trousers wide open at lunch football and spent the whole of Geography trying to sit down and not getting up to get my coursework. I ask myself why do these things happen to me.
As for today English was first and Clarky was in a good mood! Its amazing how quickly English goes when he is in one of his good moods. Nothing happened in Maths other than we got a password for this learning thing. Are the trying to shoot themselves in the foot? There is no need for a password to some revisino resources deep in the Winston website. People from other schools arn't exacly going to trawl through the Winston website looking for revision things and even so, DOES IT MATTER? No it doesn't. To be fair though the revision stuff does look quite good. Then it was science with Mr Gay who once again was on top form. It really is now not funny anymore. People are storming out and slamming doors. Once again today I was moved but this time it wasn't for doing anything wrong it was to stop me doing anything wrong and to save me detention. He then asked for my daybook just in case and I said no. I am not moving and your not having my daybook. In the end I moved and didn't give him my daybook but the less tolerant people of the class just storm out and I really don't blame them. He then gave people detention for not having there daybooks out and said the headteacher told him to do that. Then Max responded with 'Mrs Rapely didn't give us detention in fact in 5 years 5 YEARS I havn't had detention for not having my daybook out. This is stupid. 5 YEARS! You have been here 2 weeks.' Unsurprisingly he was greeted by Mr Gay with 'outside now!' The Mr Gay highlight of the day was him telling Kerry to go outside to lose her bad language and she went out and straight back in saying its gone.'
I forgot my lunch today so I was left to scrounge a twix from Langy. German and Geography in the afternoon. On paper not the best and German lived up to its billing but it was really useful as I acctully needed to sort out my future tense but considering it was coursework preperation it wasn't to bad. Now I am starting to enjoy Geography at the moment. I don't know what it is and the work today wasn't something I would say is superb but I passed quickly I am enjoying it. Then we played the blind school in the afternoon. I was injured which I wasn't to pleased about and in the end we won 6-3 and Hegars went in goal at half time. We played well but we should do better really however we are through to the semis now so thats good.
Thats is that
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Firstly I can't remember much about yesterday other than my two new things for my bun. It was Chicken with chili, Turkey ham, normal ham, lettuce and tomatoes. Also we had Cobham training on the pitch. Rob came down to do training and once again my lack of talent as an outfielder showed up with a number of quite shocking errors. Then I went in goal with Chris and achieved to aggravate my shoulder and Dan's shot fractured my wrist. I am not even going to go there now. Also I ripped my trousers wide open at lunch football and spent the whole of Geography trying to sit down and not getting up to get my coursework. I ask myself why do these things happen to me.
As for today English was first and Clarky was in a good mood! Its amazing how quickly English goes when he is in one of his good moods. Nothing happened in Maths other than we got a password for this learning thing. Are the trying to shoot themselves in the foot? There is no need for a password to some revisino resources deep in the Winston website. People from other schools arn't exacly going to trawl through the Winston website looking for revision things and even so, DOES IT MATTER? No it doesn't. To be fair though the revision stuff does look quite good. Then it was science with Mr Gay who once again was on top form. It really is now not funny anymore. People are storming out and slamming doors. Once again today I was moved but this time it wasn't for doing anything wrong it was to stop me doing anything wrong and to save me detention. He then asked for my daybook just in case and I said no. I am not moving and your not having my daybook. In the end I moved and didn't give him my daybook but the less tolerant people of the class just storm out and I really don't blame them. He then gave people detention for not having there daybooks out and said the headteacher told him to do that. Then Max responded with 'Mrs Rapely didn't give us detention in fact in 5 years 5 YEARS I havn't had detention for not having my daybook out. This is stupid. 5 YEARS! You have been here 2 weeks.' Unsurprisingly he was greeted by Mr Gay with 'outside now!' The Mr Gay highlight of the day was him telling Kerry to go outside to lose her bad language and she went out and straight back in saying its gone.'
I forgot my lunch today so I was left to scrounge a twix from Langy. German and Geography in the afternoon. On paper not the best and German lived up to its billing but it was really useful as I acctully needed to sort out my future tense but considering it was coursework preperation it wasn't to bad. Now I am starting to enjoy Geography at the moment. I don't know what it is and the work today wasn't something I would say is superb but I passed quickly I am enjoying it. Then we played the blind school in the afternoon. I was injured which I wasn't to pleased about and in the end we won 6-3 and Hegars went in goal at half time. We played well but we should do better really however we are through to the semis now so thats good.
Thats is that
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06/03/2009
CHRIS ROUSELL AND KENYA NEEDS YOU!
Chris and a few others are going to Kenya to do a really great thing and help Winstons link school with sport and coaching. They are going out for a week in April sometime but. THEY NEED MONEY TO GO!
From Chris himself: I'm going to the Bishop Ngaala School in Kenya to do some charity work at the start of April and still need to raise £400 to fund my charitable expedition!
This is merely to publicise my crazy fortnight of stunts that hopefully will be occuring at college, cobham fc and/or the peacocks centre in Woking.
Stunts will/may include:
Leg waxing
2 day starve
2 day silence
24 hour exercise bike marathon!
i'd really appreciate help on this guys!!
if we achieve the £400 total by 14/3/09 I will dye my hair like Mr Blobby: Pink with yellow dots!
Only if we have £400 by the 14th!!
So please help make differance. Its life changing for all going out and the people they are going to help.
£400 BY 20TH MARCH.
End of plea
From Chris himself: I'm going to the Bishop Ngaala School in Kenya to do some charity work at the start of April and still need to raise £400 to fund my charitable expedition!
This is merely to publicise my crazy fortnight of stunts that hopefully will be occuring at college, cobham fc and/or the peacocks centre in Woking.
Stunts will/may include:
Leg waxing
2 day starve
2 day silence
24 hour exercise bike marathon!
i'd really appreciate help on this guys!!
if we achieve the £400 total by 14/3/09 I will dye my hair like Mr Blobby: Pink with yellow dots!
Only if we have £400 by the 14th!!
So please help make differance. Its life changing for all going out and the people they are going to help.
£400 BY 20TH MARCH.
End of plea
05/03/2009
05/03/09
Today is dedicated to the cheese and only the cheese. The comeback king. Captain marvel returned for school game against SJB. His goal was unbelievable. Unbelievable.
Anyway formed passed without any drama and was very boring. The only thing that happened was a vote for what we wanted to change. We had a choice between;improved toilets(I would rather shit myself then go in them),more benches, Rules to strict (A stupid one really there never going to change that), changing curriculum and I can't remember the other one. Well the form voted for more benches. Well this is not a rant but why the hell do we need more benches. If the want more benches why don't they ask for rows of benches or better still a bench path. So we go the whole way to lessons and form on benches. It mental.
Started with leadership which is always good. It was just normal this week nothing major happened but still fun. Next week its my turn to do the lesson. R.E. was just superb. Mr Magwa came over and went in pictures with us. We did no work however Emily said to me who wants this sprayed in the mouth. I volenteered not knowing it was some form of deoderant. It was disgusting. A hurled seliver everywhere. I felt so ill but it was still funny. Next was Basketball. It hard work and we have to do it in the gym which gets really boiling. Still basketball is always good fun too. Then science with Mr Anslow and today I nearly fell of my chair laughing. Mr Anslow said and I quote. 'You ladys in the class well like Brian Cox. No Sir Brian Cox. He has this modern sort of hairdoo and always wears tight sweaters.' Pure gold. Anyway our match against SJB was called off and then back on but at SJB. There was no bus drama unfortunatly and we didnt accutlly hit anything this time. We won 5-2 in the end and despite a bit of howler from me I was on a wave. I was wearing the treasured flat cap of Mr Brown cause I forgot my cap. Well I made up for the error sort of and had a ball. Cheesys goal was unbelieveable. Tims was good too.
Cougars training was nice and easy and we prepared for the GPR game. The highlight of today by far was seeing Chris on his Moped. Superb. The only low point was walking home I saw Mr Davis hoping for him to say your new coursework is even better but no. He said I handed in the same one. :(. After all that effort.
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Anyway formed passed without any drama and was very boring. The only thing that happened was a vote for what we wanted to change. We had a choice between;improved toilets(I would rather shit myself then go in them),more benches, Rules to strict (A stupid one really there never going to change that), changing curriculum and I can't remember the other one. Well the form voted for more benches. Well this is not a rant but why the hell do we need more benches. If the want more benches why don't they ask for rows of benches or better still a bench path. So we go the whole way to lessons and form on benches. It mental.
Started with leadership which is always good. It was just normal this week nothing major happened but still fun. Next week its my turn to do the lesson. R.E. was just superb. Mr Magwa came over and went in pictures with us. We did no work however Emily said to me who wants this sprayed in the mouth. I volenteered not knowing it was some form of deoderant. It was disgusting. A hurled seliver everywhere. I felt so ill but it was still funny. Next was Basketball. It hard work and we have to do it in the gym which gets really boiling. Still basketball is always good fun too. Then science with Mr Anslow and today I nearly fell of my chair laughing. Mr Anslow said and I quote. 'You ladys in the class well like Brian Cox. No Sir Brian Cox. He has this modern sort of hairdoo and always wears tight sweaters.' Pure gold. Anyway our match against SJB was called off and then back on but at SJB. There was no bus drama unfortunatly and we didnt accutlly hit anything this time. We won 5-2 in the end and despite a bit of howler from me I was on a wave. I was wearing the treasured flat cap of Mr Brown cause I forgot my cap. Well I made up for the error sort of and had a ball. Cheesys goal was unbelieveable. Tims was good too.
Cougars training was nice and easy and we prepared for the GPR game. The highlight of today by far was seeing Chris on his Moped. Superb. The only low point was walking home I saw Mr Davis hoping for him to say your new coursework is even better but no. He said I handed in the same one. :(. After all that effort.
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04/03/2009
04/03/09
Today is dedicated to the wonderful Helen and I appreciate the lifts greatly.
Firstly I got to school today and we had form photos. I was particularly delighted as I had two disgusting things on my lips. After that was over I expected form to meander into nothing as it usually does but no. Amazingly, there was a fight. It wasn't handbags either. I was grateful for it as it really spiced up form this morning. Basically from what I saw Dan was playing with a plastic axe. Luke came and took it. Then Luke was shoved onto the table firmly. Then Luke swung. Dan connected in the face. Then BIG Simon came in and started on both of them. Well we all thought the drama was over. BUT NO! On as we walked to German Luke chased Dan to the stairs and shoved him twice hard. Then they both punched each other and spit flow from Luke's mouth. Well after everything Luke had a small cut above his eye and Dan was bleeding from the ear I think. Well it certainly passed the time. I hope round 2 is tomorrow.
Now for school itself. German wasn't to bad and we got through a practise exam fairly easily. I now know I am doing Portuguese as a GCSE and now realise its not going to be as easy as I first thought. Then dance in P.E is always good fun. It could be so shit but the way its done is good and quite fun. Today we added to our already spectacular hand jive. Unfortunately we lack the choreography skills and ended up jumping over each other however we ended up with a reasonable dance which was great fun so that was good. Geography was unbelievable. I got 17 out of 20 in my coursework. AN A! AN A!!! I though Mr Davis was taking the piss and waiting for him to say no you really got 4 but no. 17!!! I enjoyed Geography too. I was in such a good mood. And Sir loved the John Motson video bellow. For lunch there was a change! Not ham, cheese and Lettuce roll today. The ham was replaced with Chicken! It may become a permenant fixture too.
Once again Mr Gay can have his own paragraph. Today he went around hoovering up daybooks again and then when people said what have they done they were sent out. It like musical chairs now. Every minute someone moves or is removed. Then he took my daybook again and said detention. Now for the best bit. He spends 10mins after lesson faffing around with everyones daybook checking goodness knows what and makes me late for next lesson. I get home and he calls my mum saying I missed a detention and am getting an hour! Well its not in my daybook. He didn't even tell me. And he can't keep me for more than 10mins anyway so thats that. I then went to school(not to go see him but to see Mr Davis about my Coursework and lowen behold I see Mr Gay on the way to the staff room. I questioned him about why and he was such an... I will say no more but I am not normally a rude boy and never talk back to teachers but this took all self restraint no to say something today.
Anyway after being late for English because of above Clarky was not ammused in the slightest. He was in a foul mood but English passed hastle free. Anyway I went football after school which was fun but I was in such a furious mood that I was very pissy to begin with and for dinner it was heaven on a plate. I made it myself. Cheese on toast with beans on top. Michelen star quality.
And thats that.
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Firstly I got to school today and we had form photos. I was particularly delighted as I had two disgusting things on my lips. After that was over I expected form to meander into nothing as it usually does but no. Amazingly, there was a fight. It wasn't handbags either. I was grateful for it as it really spiced up form this morning. Basically from what I saw Dan was playing with a plastic axe. Luke came and took it. Then Luke was shoved onto the table firmly. Then Luke swung. Dan connected in the face. Then BIG Simon came in and started on both of them. Well we all thought the drama was over. BUT NO! On as we walked to German Luke chased Dan to the stairs and shoved him twice hard. Then they both punched each other and spit flow from Luke's mouth. Well after everything Luke had a small cut above his eye and Dan was bleeding from the ear I think. Well it certainly passed the time. I hope round 2 is tomorrow.
Now for school itself. German wasn't to bad and we got through a practise exam fairly easily. I now know I am doing Portuguese as a GCSE and now realise its not going to be as easy as I first thought. Then dance in P.E is always good fun. It could be so shit but the way its done is good and quite fun. Today we added to our already spectacular hand jive. Unfortunately we lack the choreography skills and ended up jumping over each other however we ended up with a reasonable dance which was great fun so that was good. Geography was unbelievable. I got 17 out of 20 in my coursework. AN A! AN A!!! I though Mr Davis was taking the piss and waiting for him to say no you really got 4 but no. 17!!! I enjoyed Geography too. I was in such a good mood. And Sir loved the John Motson video bellow. For lunch there was a change! Not ham, cheese and Lettuce roll today. The ham was replaced with Chicken! It may become a permenant fixture too.
Once again Mr Gay can have his own paragraph. Today he went around hoovering up daybooks again and then when people said what have they done they were sent out. It like musical chairs now. Every minute someone moves or is removed. Then he took my daybook again and said detention. Now for the best bit. He spends 10mins after lesson faffing around with everyones daybook checking goodness knows what and makes me late for next lesson. I get home and he calls my mum saying I missed a detention and am getting an hour! Well its not in my daybook. He didn't even tell me. And he can't keep me for more than 10mins anyway so thats that. I then went to school(not to go see him but to see Mr Davis about my Coursework and lowen behold I see Mr Gay on the way to the staff room. I questioned him about why and he was such an... I will say no more but I am not normally a rude boy and never talk back to teachers but this took all self restraint no to say something today.
Anyway after being late for English because of above Clarky was not ammused in the slightest. He was in a foul mood but English passed hastle free. Anyway I went football after school which was fun but I was in such a furious mood that I was very pissy to begin with and for dinner it was heaven on a plate. I made it myself. Cheese on toast with beans on top. Michelen star quality.
And thats that.
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Interview with Mark Boylett
Interview with might Cougars captain Mark.
Whitby: Who do you think holds the key to victory?
Mark: In my opinion I feel that Dan Whitby (I didn't edit it that's what he said) will be the key in any result in favour of cougars. His shot stopping is top class and he holds the key to victory. An on form Whitby and we have a chance. One word sums up his quarter final performance. WOW.
Whitby: How do you think victory in the pre season friendly will affect the game on Sunday?
Mark: The incredible pre season result will be a huge factor in the end result of this game in my opinion. Cougars will have the belief to go on and win again but gpr will want revenge.
Whitby: Prediction?
Mark: I feel the final result will be, after a very close and intense typical Woking derby, 2-1 cougars.
Whitby: Who do you think holds the key to victory?
Mark: In my opinion I feel that Dan Whitby (I didn't edit it that's what he said) will be the key in any result in favour of cougars. His shot stopping is top class and he holds the key to victory. An on form Whitby and we have a chance. One word sums up his quarter final performance. WOW.
Whitby: How do you think victory in the pre season friendly will affect the game on Sunday?
Mark: The incredible pre season result will be a huge factor in the end result of this game in my opinion. Cougars will have the belief to go on and win again but gpr will want revenge.
Whitby: Prediction?
Mark: I feel the final result will be, after a very close and intense typical Woking derby, 2-1 cougars.
03/03/2009
03/03/09
Today is dedicated to Lucinda and Jurgs. Jurgs for pulling off 5 or 6 worldys in the first half of the soaking freezing rain.
Today started with a bit of ICT and the Science with Mr Anslow. He makes me laugh that man. His car still hasn't been fixed but I am pleased to report that his 2 litre cover car is nice but its diesel and he doesn't like diesel. English was in the LRC and I am starting to hate that place. We learn nothing and teachers set us siht work to do and we can't even use computers that are sat in front of us. Mental. Maths with the wonderful Miss Rapeley was joyus as it always is. She shouts at me for talking to people who I used to sit next to and as I said before. Why move me away then?
Science with Mr Gay deserves its own paragraph. He sweeps the tables of daybooks and then notes down hes taken them. All for no reason. We ended up with 14 people left in the class (I counted) out of about 26 because everyone was either sent out or picked up by patrol. I don't see why teachers have to be like that. Just get on with teaching and if you make it intresting and relate it to the students people won't piss around its a simple as that.
Then I went to Sandhurst to watch the first team play and they let me in the dressing room. It was pissing down so hard that the rain hurt my ears and the pitch was already waterlogged before the game started. The ref played till half time and called it off. By this time everyone was cold and soaked through. I don't need to buy skinny jeans cause my jeans are not tight enough.
All in all good day.
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Today started with a bit of ICT and the Science with Mr Anslow. He makes me laugh that man. His car still hasn't been fixed but I am pleased to report that his 2 litre cover car is nice but its diesel and he doesn't like diesel. English was in the LRC and I am starting to hate that place. We learn nothing and teachers set us siht work to do and we can't even use computers that are sat in front of us. Mental. Maths with the wonderful Miss Rapeley was joyus as it always is. She shouts at me for talking to people who I used to sit next to and as I said before. Why move me away then?
Science with Mr Gay deserves its own paragraph. He sweeps the tables of daybooks and then notes down hes taken them. All for no reason. We ended up with 14 people left in the class (I counted) out of about 26 because everyone was either sent out or picked up by patrol. I don't see why teachers have to be like that. Just get on with teaching and if you make it intresting and relate it to the students people won't piss around its a simple as that.
Then I went to Sandhurst to watch the first team play and they let me in the dressing room. It was pissing down so hard that the rain hurt my ears and the pitch was already waterlogged before the game started. The ref played till half time and called it off. By this time everyone was cold and soaked through. I don't need to buy skinny jeans cause my jeans are not tight enough.
All in all good day.
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Interview with Adam Thurgood
No blog yesterday. It was boring. I went to the gym after school and that was it. I interviewed Adam earlier about The upcoming local derby between cougars and GPR.
Whitby: As gpr against cougars is a derby do you think it has the potential to get aggressive?
Adam:i think that off the field it may become aggressive however on the field the takles will fly in at the end of the day who ever wants it the most will be walking out the tunnel in the final at Chertsy Town FC.
Whitby: Who do you think will pose most threat for cougars?
Adam: i think the threat from cougars will come from the face up top and on the wing simon and pendry have good speed and simon can produce a good ball on his day however i think we have a Strong team and good players who will deal with the threats.
Whitby: After Cougars won 3-1 in a friendly earlier in the season will gpr approach the game differently?
Adam: i think gpr have an excellent manager in Mark Niven who has been around in his football career. i can see gpr approaching the game with a more attacking purpose, especially after the recent defeats which have found us bottom of the premiership. however i feel we will have the eager and desire to come back strong after the surprise beating in pre season. It will be down to the players fitness and desire on the day
Whitby: Who do you think is the key to sucess for either side?
Adam: i think a few players will shine on Sunday, however if they don't they may be sitting at home on the day of the final. in goal for cougars is Daniel Whitby an excellent shot stopper with a commanding authority of the box also with his penalty saving record I'm sure gpr will be wanting to get the game done after 80 mins. another key player of cougars is there key in defence as well as there captain, Mark Boylett good in the air and can pick a pass I'm sure cougars will be hoping he is on form. (Whitby: He was shit on sunday) Goldsworth however also have some key players... Brad Bayliss in the heart of the midfield will be pulling the strings of cougars, not afraid to make a tackle as well as an excellent ability to hit a 40 yard pass he could be a key player for goldsworth. furthermore im sure 'Goal'dsorth will be hoping someone turns up with there shooting boots on Sunday, with a poor scoring record this game looks like it could be very close. (Whitby: With our defense you will get plenty of shooting practise)
Whitby: Finally a score prediction please
Adam: As a gpr player i think that we are going to edge it, a more experienced team. cougars have been weakened with the loss of matt coomber and the shaky games being played by mark boylett as well as the return to adam thurgood which may mean goldsworth may be able to move adam charman into a more attacking position where people sense he is more of a threat I predict this game is going to go down to the spot kick where I feel goldsworth have takers with the ability to finish more. 1-1 after extra time 4-2 on penalties
(Note: There is no way way ill lose on penalties)
Well for what its worth as long as Cougars turn up and defend like before in the friendly. We have a great chance and the only problem is creativity however I think the cougars players will be up for it but however this time so will GPR eager for revenge. I can see this going to extra time but no further. At extra time the team who wants it more win.
Whitby: As gpr against cougars is a derby do you think it has the potential to get aggressive?
Adam:i think that off the field it may become aggressive however on the field the takles will fly in at the end of the day who ever wants it the most will be walking out the tunnel in the final at Chertsy Town FC.
Whitby: Who do you think will pose most threat for cougars?
Adam: i think the threat from cougars will come from the face up top and on the wing simon and pendry have good speed and simon can produce a good ball on his day however i think we have a Strong team and good players who will deal with the threats.
Whitby: After Cougars won 3-1 in a friendly earlier in the season will gpr approach the game differently?
Adam: i think gpr have an excellent manager in Mark Niven who has been around in his football career. i can see gpr approaching the game with a more attacking purpose, especially after the recent defeats which have found us bottom of the premiership. however i feel we will have the eager and desire to come back strong after the surprise beating in pre season. It will be down to the players fitness and desire on the day
Whitby: Who do you think is the key to sucess for either side?
Adam: i think a few players will shine on Sunday, however if they don't they may be sitting at home on the day of the final. in goal for cougars is Daniel Whitby an excellent shot stopper with a commanding authority of the box also with his penalty saving record I'm sure gpr will be wanting to get the game done after 80 mins. another key player of cougars is there key in defence as well as there captain, Mark Boylett good in the air and can pick a pass I'm sure cougars will be hoping he is on form. (Whitby: He was shit on sunday) Goldsworth however also have some key players... Brad Bayliss in the heart of the midfield will be pulling the strings of cougars, not afraid to make a tackle as well as an excellent ability to hit a 40 yard pass he could be a key player for goldsworth. furthermore im sure 'Goal'dsorth will be hoping someone turns up with there shooting boots on Sunday, with a poor scoring record this game looks like it could be very close. (Whitby: With our defense you will get plenty of shooting practise)
Whitby: Finally a score prediction please
Adam: As a gpr player i think that we are going to edge it, a more experienced team. cougars have been weakened with the loss of matt coomber and the shaky games being played by mark boylett as well as the return to adam thurgood which may mean goldsworth may be able to move adam charman into a more attacking position where people sense he is more of a threat I predict this game is going to go down to the spot kick where I feel goldsworth have takers with the ability to finish more. 1-1 after extra time 4-2 on penalties
(Note: There is no way way ill lose on penalties)
Well for what its worth as long as Cougars turn up and defend like before in the friendly. We have a great chance and the only problem is creativity however I think the cougars players will be up for it but however this time so will GPR eager for revenge. I can see this going to extra time but no further. At extra time the team who wants it more win.
01/03/2009
01/02/09
Today is dedicated to the Lovely Tracey and Head boy Andy who has promised to sort out the yearbook and prom price.
I honestly was in shock on Thursday to find a letter on my desk asking for £22.50 for the yearbook. It unbelievable. I am fairly sure I wont get £22.50 worth of yearbook. And according to the letter £22.50 is a discount and if money isn't handed in within a week it goes up even more! Its crazy. Then to make matters worse someone tells me the prom will cost £40. I thought the whole point of all those car boot sales was to raise money for the prom. As if the prom wasn't expensive enough already. Hopefully Andy, the voice of the people, shall sort this rubbish out. ;)
In my life I have seen some bad defending but today really did take the piss. I have never seen such worthless shit ever. I am not going to name names but Mark did one good thing all game and that was a pass and that was after falling over his feet trying to clear their ball and then being out jumped by the striker.
Now before a finish my rant Michael Cornell just messaged me saying he wanted a dedication. Well there you go.
Mark wasn't even the worst on the pitch. Even I can clear the ball without taking 7 or 8 aimless swipes and then the first goal we conceded was so horrendous I'm not even going into it. In the end we only lost 2-1 but do you know what. GPR are going to absolutly paste us. We were so bad defensivly it was unreal.
After football I went to watch the carling cup final at Clandon. Whilst it was gripping it wasn't great but it proved my point that the best keeper in the world is Ben Foster. 3 stunning saves the best of which was the least spectacular. The one that hit his legs but he reacted so quick to stop it going through his legs. And a great penalty save.
Roll on school tommorow.
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I honestly was in shock on Thursday to find a letter on my desk asking for £22.50 for the yearbook. It unbelievable. I am fairly sure I wont get £22.50 worth of yearbook. And according to the letter £22.50 is a discount and if money isn't handed in within a week it goes up even more! Its crazy. Then to make matters worse someone tells me the prom will cost £40. I thought the whole point of all those car boot sales was to raise money for the prom. As if the prom wasn't expensive enough already. Hopefully Andy, the voice of the people, shall sort this rubbish out. ;)
In my life I have seen some bad defending but today really did take the piss. I have never seen such worthless shit ever. I am not going to name names but Mark did one good thing all game and that was a pass and that was after falling over his feet trying to clear their ball and then being out jumped by the striker.
Now before a finish my rant Michael Cornell just messaged me saying he wanted a dedication. Well there you go.
Mark wasn't even the worst on the pitch. Even I can clear the ball without taking 7 or 8 aimless swipes and then the first goal we conceded was so horrendous I'm not even going into it. In the end we only lost 2-1 but do you know what. GPR are going to absolutly paste us. We were so bad defensivly it was unreal.
After football I went to watch the carling cup final at Clandon. Whilst it was gripping it wasn't great but it proved my point that the best keeper in the world is Ben Foster. 3 stunning saves the best of which was the least spectacular. The one that hit his legs but he reacted so quick to stop it going through his legs. And a great penalty save.
Roll on school tommorow.
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