Adam's Brunch

Seeing as it was so spectacular I thought it best to remove it from the main blog (below)and give it its own page. Adam invited to me over for revision and brunch and to be honest I was more looking forward to the revision and worried about shitting myself in the exam or throwing up undercooked bacon on my paper. Well on the menu was a English breakfast however my allergies were hampering so egg was replaced by fried potatoes. The cooking process itself went very painlessly and there were no cut of fingers and burnt things or anything on fire. It was going to well. As I took my plate to the table. I gingerly tucked in and to my surprise it wasn't just edible but it was quite tasty. Fortunately for the blog readers and my own amusement as I began to eat all hell broke lose around me. John sat down in the dining and Adam very sensibly left his plate full of dinner on the turned on hob! He went to pick it up and ran into the dinning room with a plate so hot the bean were boiling on screaming 'HOR HOR HOR HOR HOR HOOOT!' He dropped the plate on the table mat in front of John and as a result, due to the searing heat, the plate subsequently smashed. This resulted in some cursing and Adam picking up a shard of plate and once again screaming ' HOR HOR HOR HOR HOR HOOOOOOOOOT!' This time even louder and then he rushed back to the kitchen and put the shard on the surfaces. As Adam was seeing to his burn there was still a broken plate with beans flowing onto the table mat in front of john. A wounded Adam returned to clear the plate and transported the rest of the breakfast onto a fresh and intact plate that had not been left on the hob. As attention turned back to the food I was once again pleasantly surprised. There were Beans, Potatoes, Bacon, Toast, Mushrooms and Tomatoes all of which was edible and nice.

Also coming up in future blogs: Clarky's Corner and a possible return of THE CHEESY ADDITION!