Bikeathon and Shopping. Medditerranean Hunk?

Today is dedicated to anyone who suffered on the bikeathon.

It was the day of the Woking bikeathon and seeing as none of my friends who said they were going to do it did it I was on my own. My bike is pretty much ruined so I borrowed my dads bike which is meant to be one of the best while my dad took his new bike around. When he said one of the best it obviously didn't mean one of the best at not giving me bollock pain. So I cycled all the way to the BDB School which was the start line already suffering with my balls. There were more people than I thought so as i queued up to start 2 things occurred to me. Could the steel band shut up I am trying to listen to my ipod. Why am I doing this? We got our safety talk which I didn't listen too because I had my ipod in and we got underway and immediately nearly got hit by a car. I settled down into a good rhythm however with all my bollock pain and teeth chipping thanks to the horrific bike I bravely decided to do the short route instead of the long hilly one. Still on a brighter note there were jam donuts at the checkpoint so I made hay and took four. Seeing as the bikeathon route went sort of near my house I thought forget the plastic medal and cycle home. The feeling of sitting down nursing my balls was a good one. The hurt so much I didn't notice my leg bleeding from the pedal smashing into the back of my leg. I sat down and reflected on my journey. This year part of it was on a narrow pavement so I was stuck behind a little girl. Whoever's idea it was to put it on the pavement deserves a slapping.

As I recovered from my bikeathon ordeal I went to see if everyone was still going shopping. Predictably everyone wasn't going anymore. I was determined to get some new plimpsoles so got some new people together and we went. Me, Rooster, Adam and Scotty boy went to town and first stop was river island. I got my plimpsoles but at £19.99 it left a large hole in my money pocket and to make the hole bigger I bought a £29.99 jumper. All my money gone in the first shop. With my new clothes on I was a Mediterranean hunk. Well after a quick look round I went home happy that I spent my money wisely. Also on Monday I am making my 5 a side football debut for Knaphill central. Should be good.

JD x

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